gunslingerdick said:

Oh, hey @strummingram. I wasn’t talking to you but you’ve revealed your insecurity. I start talking about salvation and look who has to jump in the Kool-aid without knowing the flavor. I didn’t mean to forget about you. For what’s it worth, I often think of you spending eternity in Hell also. Better?

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Cognitive dissonance on display

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gunslingerdick said:

Oh, hey @strummingram. I wasn’t talking to you but you’ve revealed your insecurity. I start talking about salvation and look who has to jump in the Kool-aid without knowing the flavor. I didn’t mean to forget about you. For what’s it worth, I often think of you spending eternity in Hell also. Better?

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strummingram said:

Jesus wasn't born when the Hebrews had the first Passover. That's not Jesus. At least get the timeline stuff right. If there's a joke, it shouldn't need so much diverse explanation.

Selling salvation? If that's the point of the meme then use this:

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gunslingerdick said:

Do I have to explain it to the ruhtards? Ok, fine.

See, the business owner is boarding up his shop because the animal democrats like to throw tantrums and destroy more successful people’s livelihoods. And because Trump will win, we’re all expecting the animals to show their asses on Tuesday night. So the business owner, who most likely voted for Trump, is painting “Harris/Walz” on the plywood in hopes it fools the degenerates into thinking they voted for the candidate the looters and vandals support.

Hope this helps. I could dumb it down even more for you if you’re still struggling.

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gunslingerdick said:

Jesus is the shop owner. He’s selling salvation. But it’s out of your price range, you morally bankrupt, heathen. Have fun being sodomized by Lucifer himself for eternity. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

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prlyles said:

FIFY

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prlyles said:

Oh, here we go with the internet tough guy routine again. People won't bet with you for a reason, you're a deadbeat who won't pay your bill.

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blazers said:

Is Jesus the business owner? And where is the shop?

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Heels Noir said:

P.S. - You know the joke has failed when A) you have to explain it

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blazers said:

Angel of Death would be Hillary Clinton for sure.

But upon second glance, it is clearly Xmas 2025, and church-goers are repurposing old signage from election season for their Nativity Scene. He isn't a businessman, That's Joseph

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strummingram said:

That's not a business owner. That's an ancient Hebrew smearing lamb's blood on his doorway so the Angel of Death "passes over" (Passover) doesn't kill the firstborn child in the household. I'm not sure I understand the correlation to the ancient plague of Egypt/Moses/Old Testament thing to the 2024 election. I guess the Angel of Death is... liberals?

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