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A Safe and Happy Thanksgiving to All OOTBers

HookUNC75

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Here's a little tip on how to Smoke a Turkey

Step 1 - Buy a turkey
Step 2 - Have a glass of whiskey
Step 3 - Stuff the turkey
Step 4 - Have a glass of whiskey
Step 5 - Put turkey in the smoker
Step 6 - Relax and have a glass of whiskey
Step 7 - Turk the bastey
Step 8 - Whiskey a glass another get
Step 9 - Hunt for a meat thermometer
Step 10 - Glass yourself another pour of whiskey
Step 11 - Smoke the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12 - Take the smoker out of the turkey
Step 13 - Tet the sable
Step 14 - Grab another wottle of biskey
Step 15 - Turk the carvey!
 
Here's a little tip on how to Smoke a Turkey

Step 1 - Buy a turkey
Step 2 - Have a glass of whiskey
Step 3 - Stuff the turkey
Step 4 - Have a glass of whiskey
Step 5 - Put turkey in the smoker
Step 6 - Relax and have a glass of whiskey
Step 7 - Turk the bastey
Step 8 - Whiskey a glass another get
Step 9 - Hunt for a meat thermometer
Step 10 - Glass yourself another pour of whiskey
Step 11 - Smoke the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12 - Take the smoker out of the turkey
Step 13 - Tet the sable
Step 14 - Grab another wottle of biskey
Step 15 - Turk the carvey!
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Seriously though... A happy Thanksgiving to all. Take time to appreciate all the good people in your life. Trying not to get all sappy here but since last thanksgiving I've lost my grandmother and recently, my dad. It's gonna be a tough holiday season, no doubt, but I will definitely enjoy the time I'll get to spend with family and friends this year. Hope all the OOTBer's have a great one as well.
 
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