We could be in a Seinfeld episode: Jerry realizes that if UNC football has 3 wins and Dook has 5 bowl teams over 6 years and 3 bowl wins over the past 4 seasons, then indeed we are in Bizarro World.
George loves it, because Dook winning over UNC allows short, bald, fat, lazy, cowardly, devious guys to get dates. Newman loves Dook and claims that Dook took its blue from the USPS, from whence it learned to be competent, honest, and hard-working, as well as polite. Elaine, being from Maryland, says anything is better than UNC winning, even winner Dook in Bizarro world. Jackie Chiles professes that his JD is from Dook. Tim Whatley reveals he was a Dook undergrad and roomed with Crazy Joe Davola, who first started him thinking about converting to Judaism for the jokes. The Bubble Boy says his dream is have his bubble placed permanently in K-ville.
Mickey persuades Kramer that they must stand with Jerry against the status quo of Bizarro World, but the gay Puerto Ricans assault them and take their armoire, painting it Dook blue. Sue Ellen Mischke, braless, wears a very tight Carolina Blue t-shirt, imploring Larry Fedora not to fall for Newman's plan to make Brandon Harris his QB.