Celebrity Death Pool - Round 11
- Thread starter Hark_The_Sound_2010
- Start date
I always get nervous when I see a new post in this thread, because I think I'm going to have to pay someone some money.
That f••king asshole @Raising Heel did. That's three for him. There is some seriously shady shit going on here. I'm starting to suspect foul play.
The Beebs needs to watch his back... just sayin.
@Raising Heel is playing chess while the rest of us are playing checkers.
There are two possible explanations here.
1) I have created a complex algorithm that takes into account a number of variables including health status, lifestyle, environmental factors, etc. to determine possible decedents.
2) I'm personally killing all these people.
There are several poasters who are still in arrears from the last round. Where's Guido when I need him?
PayPal: ulna50570@mypacks.net
I think it's pretty damn obvious it's number two. Only serial killers vacation in Canada.
Gotta lay low when the authorities are looking for you. I knew that fake passport would come in handy.
Just wanted to let you know @Raising Heel that I won't be paying you anything until I see the official death certificate. Without that we have no way to know if he is dead. 
@Raising Heel , money sent - have you gotten the rest of the crowd's payments? Also, poast your replacement pick when you have one.
Anyone who wants in or out before the next round, also make that known.
Anyone who wants in or out before the next round, also make that known.
(Fingers crossed) Don't pick me, don't pick me ...
Only two of you have paid me. I have people who still haven't paid me from the last round. Who's the resident Guido for this contest?
Oh, my replacement pick is Norman Lear. I'm running out of people to kill.
You need me to make your collections for you then? Don't never let 'em think they don't have to pay. I gotta charge you 2 points though. That's the friends rate.
Just sent it. Kept forgetting about it. Probably because I'm not consumed with death, unlike Raising Heel who clearly stalks people close to death and takes care of them for personal gain.
@Raising Heel and whoever else is applicable, please tell me what I owe you so I can square up, and them I'm out of this contest. All my discretionary income is gone moving forward (except for booze and gambling money, obvs)
Okay, I made a list and checked it against what I've received via PayPal and in the mail (GSD). I have killed off three people (João Havelange, Bhumibol Adulyadej, Fidel Castro) so should have received three payments from everyone.
@Hark_The_Sound_2010: 3 payments, $0 owed
@UNC '92: 3 payments, $0 owed
@tarheel0910: 2 payments, $10 owed
@coryfly: 2 payments, $10 owed
@plm: 2 payments, $10 owed
@UNC71-00: 2 payments, $10 owed
@gunslingerdick: 1 payment, $20 owed
@gteeitup: 1 payment, $20 owed
@TarHeelNation11: 1 payment, $20 owed
@heelmanwilm: 0 payments, $30 owed
Please check to make sure my numbers are right (they are). Then send all your money to my PayPal account: ulna50570@mypacks.net
@Hark_The_Sound_2010: 3 payments, $0 owed
@UNC '92: 3 payments, $0 owed
@tarheel0910: 2 payments, $10 owed
@coryfly: 2 payments, $10 owed
@plm: 2 payments, $10 owed
@UNC71-00: 2 payments, $10 owed
@gunslingerdick: 1 payment, $20 owed
@gteeitup: 1 payment, $20 owed
@TarHeelNation11: 1 payment, $20 owed
@heelmanwilm: 0 payments, $30 owed
Please check to make sure my numbers are right (they are). Then send all your money to my PayPal account: ulna50570@mypacks.net
Your first two jabronis are not celebrities, so I hope you feel good about killing off two ordinary blokes. That being said, I just paid my balance to you, good sir.
Should I 'Like' this?
How do you guys sleep at night?
RIP John Glenn
Third American in space
First to orbit the earth
Oldest to fly in space
U.S. Senator
RIP John Glenn
Third American in space
First to orbit the earth
Oldest to fly in space
U.S. Senator
Usually on my side. Why?
It is, but at a sad cost. John Glenn was truly a great American. An old school hero.
Now pay up bitches!
Yes. Here are the updated standings:
@Hark_The_Sound_2010: 3 payments, $0 owed
@UNC '92: 3 payments, $0 owed
@tarheel0910: 3 payments, $0 owed
@coryfly: 3 payments, $0 owed
@TarHeelNation11: 3 payment, $0 owed
@heelmanwilm: 3 payments, $0 owed
@plm: 2 payments, $10 owed
@UNC71-00: 2 payments, $10 owed
@gunslingerdick: 1 payment, $20 owed
@gteeitup: 1 payment, $20 owed
PayPal: ulna50570@mypacks.net
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Thanks. So far you and @UNC71-00 have paid me. I'll poast a list like @stat_nerd's to help keep track.
I will have my replacement sometime today.
I can only afford one death per paycheck. I'll have to pay up on the 15th.
Registro di Credito:
@heelmanwilm: $10 owed
@gteeitup: $10 owed
@gunslingerdick: $10 owed
@tarheel0910: $10 owed
@coryfly: $10 owed
@plm: $10 owed
@Raising Heel: $10 owed
@UNC71-00: $0 owed
@Hark_The_Sound_2010: $0 owed
PayPal: tshearon70@comcast.net
@heelmanwilm: $10 owed
@gteeitup: $10 owed
@gunslingerdick: $10 owed
@tarheel0910: $10 owed
@coryfly: $10 owed
@plm: $10 owed
@Raising Heel: $10 owed
@UNC71-00: $0 owed
@Hark_The_Sound_2010: $0 owed
PayPal: tshearon70@comcast.net
SMD. I only had to poast a list because a) I've won so many times and b) there are so many f***ing deadbeats on this board.
I thought about assigning one of my debtors to you to cover my $10, but went ahead and paid you directly. 'Cause that's the kinda guy I am.
