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Corn

Is it okay to look at other men's daughters and granddaughters while eating corn?

  • Yes

    Votes: 7 87.5%
  • No

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • Total voters
    8

coolwaterunc

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Oct 27, 2003
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If you think it's cool for a grown man to chomp on some fresh steamed buttered corn on the cob while watching an another guys' daughter, that's your private business. But make no mistake, that's exactly what it is. Not to mention how screwed up that whole industry is, how badly they treat farmers and what it teaches our boys about relating to farmers and how to grow crops of fresh vegetables.

And yes, I realize this is going to be like a joke to many of you ... you'll vote YES 1,000 times .. that's fine. But I've made you stop and think about it - and the next time you grow a garden, I hope you realize just how good that corn could be.
 
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As a rule I don't usually engage in self-promotion, but I feel this post was seriously underrated.

IT'S SLOW-MOTION CORN PORN, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. C'MON PEOPLE.


I'm sorry, it was just purely oversight on my part . . I do remember briefly scanning this thread and have no idea what could have been going on that would have caused me to miss this outstanding post.

Now that I have had time to study the gif, I am in a much better position to render a positive judgment on the aforementioned gif and have taken the appropriate steps to rectify this situation.
Thanks for calling this to our attention, Raising Heel.
 
I don't really understand what is going on here but I've had quite a bit to drink. I like corn though. I love popcorn, especially loaded with butter.
 
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