Hey I'm a nice guy. My pleasantries are second to none. But I'm making it my goal to get through a CFA drive thru w out a "my pleasure".
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Hey I'm a nice guy. My pleasantries are second to none. But I'm making it my goal to get through a CFA drive thru w out a "my pleasure".
Then don't say thanks or thank you. I'm giving you the blueprint big dawg.
So kinda order like they're the Soup Nazi. Say what I want and keep my head down to avoid eye contact.
Yes. And don't say a synonym of 'thank you' either. No "appreciate ya"s or anything like that. Order like a yankee basically.
I'm more of a "Thanks man" or if it's a woman, "I appreciate it" *while kicking up the accent a bit* type of guy.
Sometimes I get a little too country w it and pull a "preciate choooo". Sometimes for shits n giggies I'll transform my accent to a more northern tone. I have a buddy from New York and I'll try to mimick him. Just to **** w people. They'll ask me where I'm from and the look on their face when I say Thomasville is funny.
LOL. Every once in awhile I'll fake a British accent just because why the hell not. Although, it's less jarring here in Atlanta since it's so cosmopolitan.
When it comes to New York accents, the thing that drives me the most nuts out of anything they say is how they pronounce the name "Aaron" vs. "Erin." A New Yorker will swear to you that the name Aaron is pronounced differently than the name Erin. And it goes for any name with the "air" sound in it, like Barry. They'll pronounce it like "Bah-ry" (with "bah" being the noise a sheep makes) or some shit like that.
Happens on Archer if you pay attention. The dude who voices Archer is from New York (I think) and when he talks to the character Barry, he pronounces it like I'm describing.
Of course, then you have my mom from Gastonia who pronounces "oil" as "ull," Virginia as "Vuh-jinya" and "borrow" as "bar-ree" so I guess it's all relative lol.
DUDE. Me and buddy have had YEARS of "arguments" over this same exact thing. He SWEARS that they're pronounced different.
Same for:
Pen-Pin
He would literally pronounce it 20 times and say "Hear the difference?" ...I'm like "Dude! You're just saying the same word over and over!"
Lol I told you! And fukkin good call on "pen." That's the other thing that irks me. The way they say "pehhhn" with a really soft 'e' sound like in the word "pedophile" for pen is super annoying.
Oh, and "Can't" !!! They'll be like "kehhnt." No boy, it's "cant" or "caint" take your pick. Talk right, lol. Yeah I had a ummm "buddy" (he was friends with one of my friends but I didn't like him) at UNC from Long Island. His name was Paul because, you know, yankees and stuff, and I'd argue with him all the time about pronunciations.
Hahaha that made me chuckle.
My buddy is from Long Island as well. His name is Rick. Short for Richard of course. I went the other way tho and called him Dick. Still do to this day.
Basically, I look forward to us all ganging up on @Hark_The_Sound_2010's pronunciations at the tailgate.
"Yeah guys, you'll nevuh guess what I sarr on the way ovuh heyuh to the pahkin laht! Fackin two girls in shawt sundresses. It definitely did nahhhhht suck!"
"Yeah guys, you'll nevuh guess what I sarr on the way ovuh heyuh to the pahkin laht! Fackin two girls in shawt sundresses. It definitely did nahhhhht suck!"
Obviously not a NYer but... these two names are definitely different. Im not sure how to properly convey how I say it, I don't say "air-in" for either of them though. A-run (with the A like apple, what is that, a short A?) and Eh-rin.
Yeah they ain't different, save for the spelling.
And we're all thankful for that.
Why didn't you answer me the first time Bulocky?!
Umm bc it's Blake.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Umm bc it's Blake.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think they're gonna make a movie based on the susbstitue teacher. Sounds interesting but turning a funny 3 minute skit into 90 minute film typically doesn't end well, as we've seen far too often with SNL characters.
Now take your ass down to O-Shack Hennesy's office before I break my foot off in your ass.
Yea I'm with you. I'd probably just leave it alone. I mean it's absolute gold the way it is.
