How Many???

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A.One - men will screw anything.
B.One - men will screw up anything.
C.Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it

Here's a funny video all men should see, especially if you are married! (Look, I'm trying to help you guys haha)

 

[UNC '92]

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A.One - men will screw anything.
B.One - men will screw up anything.
C.Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it

Here's a funny video all men should see, especially if you are married! (Look, I'm trying to help you guys haha)

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Are you in a successful marriage? How many years?

 

[strummingram]

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

Are you in a successful marriage? How many years?

I kicked him to the curb because he was an asshole!

I admit I am not the marrying type. I like my freedom too much and the kind of man I would want is so very rare, I'm not sure I'd be lucky enough to find one that would actually love me. I'm weird, I know it. But I'm happy.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

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Dang, Strum that's a really old one! Love it!

 

[heelz2345]

 

[heelz2345]

 

[HeelFan58]

How many a-holes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to screw it in. The second one to kick the chair out from under the first one and the third to stand, point and laugh at them him!


(a.k.a. GSD, UNC92 and UNC71)

Oh wait I meant FOUR..... heelman58 to stand there and tell them they are doing it all wrong!

Oh...so I am only #4 on your shit list?

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

Oh...so I am only #4 on your shit list?

That's right. It goes as follows:
1. UNC'92
2. UNC071???? Whatever his handle is.
3. Mr gundickslinger lol (I did that on purpose)
4. Then YOU, heelfan58.

The rest of you are cool most of the time.

 

[UNC '92]

That's right. It goes as follows:
1. UNC'92
2. UNC071???? Whatever his handle is.
3. Mr gundickslinger lol (I did that on purpose)
4. Then YOU, heelfan58.

The rest of you are cool most of the time.

Then I'm doing it right! Yes!

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

Then I'm doing it right! Yes!

Yes, you are sir.

You guys have got being an a-hole down to an art. lol

 

[Raising Heel]

Oh...so I am only #4 on your shit list?

Didn't even medal, dude. Time to step up your game.

 

[UNC '92]

Didn't even medal, dude. Time to step up your game.

You have to make her cry to get in the top 3.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

You have to make her cry to get in the top 3.

Then you're all gonna have to try much harder. I don't cry unless I see a wounded animal! I sit here a laugh my butt off at you silly butts!

 

[BillyL]

I sit here a laugh my butt off at you silly butts!

Its why I'ma here . . there is some seriously great humor generated by these good peeps of OOTB.

 

[TarHeelMark]

Its why I'ma here . . there is some seriously great humor generated by these good peeps of OOTB.

Truth. I laugh out loud quite often at the threads and comments on here.

 

[BillyL]

Truth. I laugh out loud quite often at the threads and comments on here.

Mark . .

There's not one day that I don't truly laugh out loud by reading something posted here on OOTB.

 

[HeelFan58]

Didn't even medal, dude. Time to step up your game.

And then it was like I was an after thought and now I get kicked while I'm down.