Looking for a Pun

[TarHeelMark]

 

[TarHeelMark]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[Raising Heel]

We could really use a thread merge @heelbent

https://northcarolina.forums.rivals.com/threads/looking-for-a-pun.39768/

 

[TarHeelMark]

Hash browns..... yummmmmmm

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[TarHeelMark]

 

[Raising Heel]

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[prlyles]

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

 

[Raising Heel]

Over the past few years, my sexual fetishes have been getting slowly more perverse. But it wasn't until I started spanking statues that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

 

[Raising Heel]

You're incorrect if you think orcas are sharks, but they can do a killer whale impersonation.

 

[Raising Heel]

I tell a lot of Dad jokes even though I don't have children.

I'm a faux pa.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Yesterday I swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm ok, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

I'm terrified of elevators, so I've been taking steps to avoid them.

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[Raising Heel]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[TarHeelMark]

I hate myself for laughing at that

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[TarHeelMark]

 

[TarHeelMark]

 

[TarHeelMark]

 

[cletusnow]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[Raising Heel]

I’m reading through this thread during lunch and, kid you not, the women at the table next to me are complaining about dad jokes. Heh heh.

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[Grayhead]

My workout was in a rut. My doc suggested lunges. That sounds like a big step forward!!