LSD is the GREATEST POASTER of ALL TIME!

[Heels Noir]

I was just looking over the handbook and the criteria needed for being recognized as the "Greatest Poster of All Time":

- Has an exaggerated sense of self-importance
- Finds it challenging to make friends but makes enemies with ease
- Is preoccupied with fantasies of success, power, brilliance, magnetism
- Exaggerates achievements and talents and requires constant admiration
- Suffers from intermittent milky nipple discharge followed by irregular menstrual periods
- Regularly engages in voluntary passing of gas, either as belches or flatus
- Difficulty concentrating and persistent worrying or obsession about small concerns completely out of proportion to the impact of the event
- Inability to set aside or let go of worry
- Worrying about excessively worrying
- Agitation, anxiety, confusion
- Frequent choking

Yep, that's our gunslinger. I concur, he is definitely the greatest poster of all time.

 

[TarHeelMark]

Oh, y'all thought GSD was Mr. Lingerdick?

Naw man... it's short for
G7
Steat
DSouth

 

[gunslingerdick]

I was just looking over the handbook and the criteria needed for being recognized as the "Greatest Poster of All Time":

- Has an exaggerated sense of self-importance
- Finds it challenging to make friends but makes enemies with ease
- Is preoccupied with fantasies of success, power, brilliance, magnetism
- Exaggerates achievements and talents and requires constant admiration
- Suffers from intermittent milky nipple discharge followed by irregular menstrual periods
- Regularly engages in voluntary passing of gas, either as belches or flatus
- Difficulty concentrating and persistent worrying or obsession about small concerns completely out of proportion to the impact of the event
- Inability to set aside or let go of worry
- Worrying about excessively worrying
- Agitation, anxiety, confusion
- Frequent choking

Yep, that's our gunslinger. I concur, he is definitely the greatest poster of all time.

tl;dr

 

[gunslingerdick]

bump

 

[Heels Noir]

bump

I left one out:
- Requiring constant attention from his peers

 

[gunslingerdick]

I left one out:
- Requiring constant attention from his peers

tl;dr

 

[TarHeelMark]

What happened to that dude? One of you guys piss him off?

 

[BillyL]

What happened to that dude? One of you guys piss him off?

Pretty sure that he is in lock-up for slapping that disabled Clinton supporter back on Election Day . .

 

[BillyL]

What happened to that dude? One of you guys piss him off?

I think the bigger question is where is Nuk'EM at . . . ? Ida thought for certain that he'd be poasting one of his classic political threads by now, what with all the material thats currently available in Wash DC.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

What happened to that dude? One of you guys piss him off?

Sex offender registry.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Sex offender registry.

Which I totally would've accepted being on in order to get with the singer of Echosmith (that "Cool Kids" song). She's 19 now though, so giddy up.

 

[tarheel0910]

What happened to that dude? One of you guys piss him off?

I think he decided he was too good for OOTB. He will post on radar once in a while. I kind of forgot about him until you bumped the thread.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Got upset he couldn't pass @Raising Heel for most likes. Man why'd you have to go and bump this thread. Title really needs editing.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Got upset he couldn't pass @Raising Heel for most likes. Man why'd you have to go and bump this thread. Title really needs editing.

GSD is the GREATEST GHOASTER of ALL TIME!

 

[Raising Heel]

Got upset he couldn't pass @Raising Heel for most likes. Man why'd you have to go and bump this thread. Title really needs editing.

I'm kinda tired of having a target on my back. Here, JuleZ. You take it.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

I'm kinda tired of having a target on my back. Here, JuleZ. You take it.

Not to spark a debate, but JuleZ poast-to-like ratio is much better than yours.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Not to spark a debate, but JuleZ poast-to-like ratio is much better than yours.

I cheat.

 

[Raising Heel]

Not to spark a debate, but JuleZ poast-to-like ratio is much better than yours.

SMH. You realize like counts began long after poast counts, right? Take off your shoes if you need to work through this one.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

I cheat.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

SMH. You realize like counts began long after poast counts, right? Take off your shoes if you need to work through this one.

Sometime this afternoon you'll be at 33,333 poasts.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

SMH. You realize like counts began long after poast counts, right? Take off your shoes if you need to work through this one.

You realize you need to calm the F down or I'll smack you through the wall like last Monday.



If you get this reference then I'll buy the beer for the next tailgate

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

You realize you need to calm the F down or I'll smack you through the wall like last Monday.



If you get this reference then I'll buy the beer for the next tailgate

Big Daddy?

I only chime in because I may be at that tailgate for the Cal game if the OOTB meetup still happens, right? Free beer is always nice.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Big Daddy?

I only chime in because I may be at that tailgate for the Cal game if the OOTB meetup still happens, right? Free beer is always nice.

Ohhhhhh the offer was for RH only, soooooooo.

And correction, you WILL be at the Cal game tailgate meetup. I'll buy you a beer or three. Even though you're the rich-ass money mover.

 

[Raising Heel]

I only chime in because I may be at that tailgate for the Cal game if the OOTB meetup still happens, right? Free beer is always nice.

Yup, that's why you're buying.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Yup, that's why you're buying.

 

[gunslingerdick]

I think he decided he was too good for OOTB. .

Indeed. But that was the case long before I stopped poasting so frequently.

I kind of forgot about him until you bumped the thread.

 

[tarheel0910]

Indeed. But that was the case long before I stopped poasting so frequently.

 

[heelz2345]

 

[Raising Heel]

I like the new thread title @TarHeelMark

 

[gunslingerdick]

I almost liked that. But you know I can't do that. You'll have to wait until 2018.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

I'm kinda tired of having a target on my back. Here, JuleZ. You take it.

 

[Raising Heel]

You're sooooo close. Keep trying.

 

[heelz2345]

You're sooooo close. Keep trying.

 

[Raising Heel]

I'm kinda tired of having a target on my back. Here, JuleZ. You take it.

@JuleZ '02 HEEL

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

@JuleZ '02 HEEL

It's all downhill from here.