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Nooooooo lol. Once that happens they bug the crap out of me and can't get rid of them! haha
I could go a bunch of different ways with this one. Either you're dating guys who are real sex-deprived or I guess I'm gonna congratulate you for being supposedly real good at your craft.

I guess I do take for granted that I'm still in my 20s and unmarried, so blowj's can be attained fairly easily. They aren't the ultra rarities they are for you married men (I'm assuming).
 
Not sure it counts since you are paying them.
But seriously, that's pretty much the norm when it comes to dating in your 20s. The milestones are:

- first kiss (date 1, unless you're a pussy)
- first make out (probably also date 1)
- first blowj (date 2 or 3, depending on your game and on how much of a sloot she is)
- first bang (date 4-6, unless one of you lose interest before then)

And by "date" I just mean a time in which y'all hang out.
 
But seriously, that's pretty much the norm when it comes to dating in your 20s. The milestones are:

- first kiss (date 1, unless you're a pussy)
- first make out (probably also date 1)
- first blowj (date 2 or 3, depending on your game and on how much of a sloot she is)
- first bang (date 4-6, unless one of you lose interest before then)

And by "date" I just mean a time in which y'all hang out.
Why waste all that time? LOL. just show me if I'm gonna have to fake a bunch of orgasms or not if I decide your personality is worth having you for first. That way if you suck in bed and have a sh*tty personality we can end it real quick. If you're so-so in bed and have a great personality we can deal with you a little longer and try to improve your skills. If you're GREAT in the sack but are a total asshole, you'll be one and done! (IF you get THAT far!)

As for my skills, I may suck at other stuff but my oral skills are fantastic! That I have no doubt about! ;-).
 
Why waste all that time? LOL. just show me if I'm gonna have to fake a bunch of orgasms or not if I decide your personality is worth having you for first. That way if you suck in bed and have a sh*tty personality we can end it real quick. If you're so-so in bed and have a great personality we can deal with you a little longer and try to improve your skills. If you're GREAT in the sack but are a total asshole, you'll be one and done! (IF you get THAT far!)

As for my skills, I may suck at other stuff but my oral skills are fantastic! That I have no doubt about! ;-).
Faking the big "O" is a form of lying so I have to assume you very well could be lying about your skill level.
 
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Faking the big "O" is a form of lying so I have to assume you very well could be lying about your skill level.

Sweetness, it is lying, yes, but ALL women have done it and do it often. We don't like to disappoint so if we think it will make the guy feel better and we know that it just likely not to happen for us that particular time, we will just put on a show for your benefit. Just the way it is sometimes so enjoy yourself anyway. We really don't care unless it is a regular thing we have to do.
 
Sweetness, it is lying, yes, but ALL women have done it and do it often. We don't like to disappoint so if we think it will make the guy feel better and we know that it just likely not to happen for us that particular time, we will just put on a show for your benefit. Just the way it is sometimes so enjoy yourself anyway. We really don't care unless it is a regular thing we have to do.
I have moved up to the SWEETNESS category!!!! No faking going on at my house. Never has been, never will be. It happens or it doesn't, that simple.
 
People don't waste all that time once they get into their 30s and beyond. No one gives a flip when they are 34 and still not married so they just abandon all pretense and bang on the first date. I'm in my 20s so girls still try to pretend like they're not sloots for a couple dates at least!

Yeah that's true. After 40 look out! Women find their REAL sex drive (unless they're bored with you lol).
 
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This is just insanity. Chick is like a real life Smurfette. All you have to do is hint at X-ratedness, and you've got several poasters hooked.

Be stronger people. Resist.

I have just proven that 80% of the guys you meet at any given time are easy to manipulate. If you think it cannot happen to you, think again and thank your "wittle fwiend" for it lol
 
I have just proven that 80% of the guys you meet at any given time are easy to manipulate. If you think it cannot happen to you, think again and thank your "wittle fwiend" for it lol

Hahaha. My grandfather (RIP) had me playing chess when I was 7 years old. He played mind games on me constantly growing up.

I'm trained...good luck trying to manipulate me. #TenStepsAhead
 
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