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National Championship Game Thread

What's the over/under of how many Bama players will get their butt holes fingered before the game is over?
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Look, I don't give a fugg about this Butterbutt vs. Slingerdick undercard fight. I do, however, want to say the following:

Can we please put an OOTB moratorium on all of the references to dude-on-dude butthole action? Between the constant LMWIF insults, the above, quoted "banter," and Butter's grower-not-a-shower avatar, the gayness mental image supply is on overdrive. Remember when we just like, poasted pics of hot wimminz? Those were the days.

Thanks,
Mgmt
 
Maybe @TarHeelNation11 can add that to his list of exciting storylines.
Edited to reflect.

I'll keep a count and do a Stats and Stuff'd after the game.
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Clemson probably easily brought 100,000 fans down. UNC dreams of having a football following 1/2 as dedicated as Clemson's.

BTW, I bet 200,000 Bama fans are in and around Tampa.

Yeah Driving around town this morning Ive seen a lot of cars decked out in orange, last night went grocery shopping and they were in the store here. And like I said this is 40 miles from where the actual game is, pretty impressive.
 
I've got:
-Clemson money line +220
-Clemson first half +3.5
-Game total OVER 51
-Total under 14 2nd quarter
-Clemson to have the longest TD in the game
-Clemson the team to score points first
-Clemson to have more first downs in the game (+2 vs Bama)
-Gallman the first player to score a TD +650
-Bama wins coin toss
-Coin toss lands on tails
 
-Game total OVER 51
-Total under 14 2nd quarter

Aren't you sort of betting against yourself with these two? Unless you think the 1st quarter is gonna be a barn burner (which I'm assuming you don't or you would have bet that) - wouldn't it have been better to not bet the game total until the halftime line?

Assuming 1Q lands on the number, which I'm assuming is 10 or so - and you hit your 2Q under (say another 10) and the total at halftime is 20 - you'd be able to get the 2nd half over at something under 31 (I'd guess 25 or so).

That said - I'm on Clemson +220 moneyline and +6.5 points (kicking myself I didn't scoop it at 7 where it opened, and I haven't seen it pop back up to 7 since otherwise I'd double down).
 
I am definitely a Tiger today, still hate the color orange though LOL....

yay or nay on the colored hair tips? too much? If the Tar Heels ever get in I will have blue hair for sure!!!!! hehe
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Aren't you sort of betting against yourself with these two? Unless you think the 1st quarter is gonna be a barn burner (which I'm assuming you don't or you would have bet that) - wouldn't it have been better to not bet the game total until the halftime line?

Assuming 1Q lands on the number, which I'm assuming is 10 or so - and you hit your 2Q under (say another 10) and the total at halftime is 20 - you'd be able to get the 2nd half over at something under 31 (I'd guess 25 or so).

It's pure statistics. I have a reason.

Here's how I see the scoring: 1Q 14 points, 2Q 10 points, 3Q 17 points, 4Q 14 points.
And I partly love the game total OVER bc of the strong potential for OT.

And yes, I will make halftime bets.
 
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You can type anything you can think of in Google and put tumblr after it and you will find it lol!
 
What's a tumblr chick? I mean I know what tumblr is, but what's the chick part about?

It's a common stereotype among my generation. Mostly girls, but a few guys, that will be those snowflake types with blue/green or some other weird hair color, don't shave, and constantly complain about shit like the "patriarchy" and "privilege" and "cis-normativity" and what other weird terms they can come up with. In a nutshell, they're a bunch of screwballs.
 
It's a common stereotype among my generation. Mostly girls, but a few guys, that will be those snowflake types with blue/green or some other weird hair color, don't shave, and constantly complain about shit like the "patriarchy" and "privilege" and "cis-normativity" and what other weird terms they can come up with. In a nutshell, they're a bunch of screwballs.
I've never heard of this and I'm 28.

But yeah, tumblr is ****ing retarded.
 
Have you watched Bama's defense this season? They scored as many TDs as Florida in the SECCG. Nobody is rolling them.

I'm not impressed with bamas schedule and they have played one team this year with a competent QB and they gave up like 40 and should have lost!

Just don't be surprised if Clemson controls the game and looks like the far better team in all phases of the game!
 
I haven't met too many Alabama football fans (a perk of living in the North I guess) - but I picture them to be exactly like UK basketball fans (of which I've met a bunch at various events).
 
I haven't met too many Alabama football fans (a perk of living in the North I guess) - but I picture them to be exactly like UK basketball fans (of which I've met a bunch at various events).
I was spit on by Alabama fans on the first and last day of 1993: 1/1 at the Sugar Bowl vs. Miami and 12/31 at the Gator Bowl vs. UNC. That's all I have to say about Alabama fans.
 
It's a common stereotype among my generation. Mostly girls, but a few guys, that will be those snowflake types with blue/green or some other weird hair color, don't shave, and constantly complain about shit like the "patriarchy" and "privilege" and "cis-normativity" and what other weird terms they can come up with. In a nutshell, they're a bunch of screwballs.
While I do love my twins, some of that makes sense now. They are EXTREMELY liberal.
 
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