OOTB Mayoral Election - Raising Heel in a landslide
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Something tells me that this election will find several votes from "unregistered" poasters and recounts upon recounts will be demanded.
This field is almost as shitty as the 2016 POTUS choices. 
Where's the write-in option?
Where's the write-in option?
You will get what you get and like it! That's how it works here!This field is almost as shitty as the 2016 POTUS choices.
Where's the write-in option?
You guys can take my name off the list, I'm pretty sure there's a rule that you can't be the Mayor and the Owner . . that would disqualify me. I do thank you for the consideration tho . .
If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.
If I win, I promise I'll build a wall to keep out those third world s***-holes, Duke and the Gators.
How can a guy with Nole in his screen name be mayor of Heels OOTB? It'd be almost like electing a US president with Hussein in his name. Or electing some carpetbagger originally from Arkansas, moved to New York for expediency (HRC).
Don't underestimate me. I'm the closest thing to Donald Trump style random craziness on this board!
@NoleSoup4U wants to win this more than anything in his life.
He's running on a solid platform, but I think being a 'nole is going to hurt him too much. @heelbent's platform of Make OOTB Great Again seems to be the most popular. With a platform like that he's going to be the odds-on-favorite to win this thing in a landslide.
Oh shiiiiit! Damn early voting screwed me again.
It would look nice next to all my participation trophies.
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Per sources, @heelbent has withdrawn from the election due to accusations of his involvement in a drug and prostitution ring.
Wait til everyone's homophobic tweets come out.
NONE OF US is going to be able to win the Heisman.
Dammit, man.
NONE OF US is going to be able to win the Heisman.
Dammit, man.
The best people run for office. Which is obviously why I’m not up there
OOTB can't handle another sex scandal.
Can the people in the dead poaster thread vote? Asking for a dem I know...
If elected, I pledge to:
- not bore you with statistics
- provide recipes to go along with the pictures of the food I am grilling
- to keep Slick Willie Taggert as FSU coach
- never lose one of your packages
In addition, I promise to keep requiring Lyles to clean out the sanitary trash can in the ladies room and to require UNCBoi to actually attend a tailgate where everyone will have a proper opportunity to air any and all grievances in whatever manner you deem fit.
Finally, a vote for me guarantees that the “Report” function will be disabled so no whiny little bitches can run to Rivals when their safe spaces are blown to smithereens.
- not bore you with statistics
- provide recipes to go along with the pictures of the food I am grilling
- to keep Slick Willie Taggert as FSU coach
- never lose one of your packages
In addition, I promise to keep requiring Lyles to clean out the sanitary trash can in the ladies room and to require UNCBoi to actually attend a tailgate where everyone will have a proper opportunity to air any and all grievances in whatever manner you deem fit.
Finally, a vote for me guarantees that the “Report” function will be disabled so no whiny little bitches can run to Rivals when their safe spaces are blown to smithereens.
If i was to run, my platform would be on having a ‘dislike’ button.
Damnit this is becoming a 2 horse race. Can one choose only the hookers?
Absolutely. You can give your coke to @UNC71-00 to ease the pain of his defeat.
A vote for me will get you FREE hookers and blow.
RH will want to charge you and also his hookers all have the clap and his blow is cut with fentanyl.
RH will want to charge you and also his hookers all have the clap and his blow is cut with fentanyl.
You're gonna need a few more screen names and a reversal of rules from Rivals for that now difficult maneuver . .
. . what say ye @TheUPSMan & @AngryOldDrunk . . ?
