OOTB Mayoral Election - Raising Heel in a landslide
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You are going to need someone other than you or boy to get over the 1 vote minimum.
Free roll of organic, tobacco-free Copenhagen
Me and my great great great grandfather will be voting!
5 star thread!
Just when I thought I was out...you pull me back in.
Just when I thought I was out...you pull me back in.
Solid, concise and effective, I'm just not sure you could do anything to lose this now. Shit I bet you could go right out on Tryon St, shoot someone dead today and still get elected tomorrow.
W/O Rivals there would have been continued & rampant out of control right wing political discrimination seeking to quell the truth and control the narrative.
Shot somebody on Tryon just yesterday. Bitch didn’t have my money. Obviously hasn’t hurt my campaign a bit.
You are, but I gotta pay for it somehow.
Get the oldest guy in the race to pay for it. Only way he'd get any anyway.
I would like to thank my loyal supporters (all three of you), but, at this time, I officially concede and throw all my support to @Raising Heel who represents a voice of reason,somewhat, that has been sorely lacking in our political discourse over the past months.
You ran a classy campaign. It's just a damn shame your message was lost on this group of ne'er-do-well's with promises of free shit, sex and/or drugs.
Would any other candidate care to concede you got your ass beat and back the head of ootb's new agenda?
Just wait until I start deporting immigrants from other boards.
Meh, @UNC71-00 winning would have pissed off more people. That’s why I voted for him. Good luck @Raising Heel.
Maybe @Raising Heel could appoint @UNC71-00 as treasurer. I know he owns a general store, so he has to be pretty good with money.
This election was obviously tampered with and the results are bogus. I call for a special investigator to determine how the influence was bought and paid for.
#nosurrender
#electionsarefixed
#resist
#statsmanbad
#nosurrender
#electionsarefixed
#resist
#statsmanbad
IDK but that is a little racist for your first day on the job. But thanks for the hookers anyway.
No, but old and losing his faculties.
Have the hookers been delivered yet? And does everybody get one or just the people that voted for @Raising Heel ?
And if I don't get one because I didn't vote for him, can I use yours when you're done?
I figure it will take a while for mine to arrive since they will probably be delivered by stagecoach. And I think all get at least one.
I'm expecting multiples so sure, take your pick. You can have my blow too, drugs aren't my thing.
