OOTB Mayoral Election - Raising Heel in a landslide
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Pretty much . . from the waist down leastways.
You have sickle cell anemia from the waist down?
You're already a racist because you support the President of the United States. So go ahead, like it.
You need to make good on the quid pro quo. I’ll PM you my demands.
Hey @Raising Heel, I was the first to vote for you (check the timestamps!) so... I should get first choice on the hookers, right?
I'd go with the wife of @nctransplant as 1st pick, she'll give you an eyeball rollback like no other, not to mention that she's a natural crowd pleaser. Ask her for the family option, her daughters try hard to outdo mom . . just pure pleasure.
Good times.
The hookers are sacrificed from other camps' supporters. Kind of a tribal, survival of the fittest, type deal. Here, take one from Nole's camp - she's already opening wide for you and feel free to use the tears as lube:
Get control of your damn employees over there in Yadkinville, @UNC71-00. I know they put everything they had into your campaign, but this kind of sore-headededness in defeat is downright embarrassing to your organization.
The hookers are sacrificed from other camps' supporters. Kind of a tribal, survival of the fittest, type deal. Here, take one from Nole's camp - she's already opening wide for you and feel free to use the tears as lube:
I'll send a representative out shortly in order to handle my concession speech, while I break a bunch of s*** in the back.
I'd just like to thank everyone who voted for and supported NoleSoup4U. I'd also like to take this time to blame the Russians, capitalism, and Gingerphobia. This site isn't progressive enough at this time to support a red-haired candidate, and that is extremely disappointing. I'll be back next year, and the year after that, and the year after that, and...well, you get the picture.
I just checked with her and she said ok as long as they were not like @BillyL because she doesn't like small dicks that won't get hard. She and the daughters said it was like rubbing a skin mole. Thanks for the consideration though. She just prefers real men.
Who cares? I have a monopoly on dried organic pumpkin seeds in Yadkinville. You can't touch me.
You hayseeds actually believed a campaign promise? Ahhh-hahahahahahaha!!!!
My first act of business is to completely dissolve the cabinet and install myself as Benevolent Dictator for life. I will now issue pointless decrees until I'm overthrown by a coup d'etat.
My first decree is that the official theme song of OOTB is "Africa", the only perfect song ever written. Anyone who fails to sing along will be fed to wild dogs that cry out in the night.
Being fed to wild dogs would be better than listening to that song, so I fail to see the incentive here.
Only commies don’t like that song
Except the Weezer version. Americans can hate that version.
It's kind of funny and ironic that the biggest dog lover on this board is saying spending time with a dog is a punishment.
