As bad a lie as possible? My wife? See, I still get laid, and get regular blowjobs... cuz I don't HAVE a wife. Bill Maher and I are sorta living the same dream, in that sense.
Blowjob don't lie. The worst one I ever had was wonderful. Your inclination to belittle a woman because she allegedly gives frequent blowies (and, one would assume she gets better, the more she does it... I would hope) is a contributing factor to the disparity, and quality, in our hummer-receiving experiences. I can only hope DJT decides to go that route in belittling her tonight. She's a woman, she must have fvcked and sucked her way to get where she is, right?
He has certainly lied his ass off. I doubt there's a lot of pleasure being on the receiving end of those.