Dude where do you live? Lol. Sounds like a super trendy area that I don't want to be a part of it. But it also sounds like your area is crossing streams. You've got beer hipsters....who would never be caught dead wearing polo or playing golf. But then you've also got country club-sounding folks who love golf and tennis.
As I'm sure you appreciated as well, this past half season of South Park nailed it with the whole Shitty-Pa-Town and SoTaSoPa thing lol. Major cities are gentrifying EXACTLY like South Park depicted. I think that places and the people that live there try way, way, way too hard to be trendy. Not every single thing you do has to be unique, nu-wave, and all that shit. It's okay to drink a fuggin Bud Light and watch a normal American sport.
I'm in UVA country. I think I'm just jaded b/c I can't get Panthers games up here (and refuse to overpay Direct TV for it), basketball is VERY casual (at best) up here...the only interest in the sport is when UVA is good, and even that is nowhere near the level that you see in Carolina. When it's VaTech vs UVA, for example - even in football, it seems like more people would rather be watching a Lacrosse tournament instead. Just not my thing. And I'm a weather junkie and love a good lightning show...because of the mountains, the "storms" here (if they can even be called that) are glorified showers with a light breeze.
I think it's time to move back south!