Pimpin' really ain't easy
- Thread starter HeelFan58
- Start date
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
....nothing she hasn't already been told twice.
Having been a battered woman a long time ago I get the humor in this regardless but I can assure you bright ass (@HeelFan58) I did not get my ass beat for not knowing when to shut the F up. The first time was because I was pregnant and He suddenly decided he did not want that responsibility so he proceeded to put his hand around my neck, lift me off the floor, push me into a door and tried kicking my stomach to kill the baby (it was two but did not know at that time) and fortunately I could lift both of my legs up and push his stupid ass off of me so I could run out in knee deep snow to get help.
I'm sorry you had to endure that. You know we're joking. I wouldn't put my hands on a woman (in a way she didn't want) in a million years.
I know it is all in kidding but heelfan58 is already nasty to me so anything he says makes me shake my head.... I get it that he does not like me but whatever. The majority of the guys around here are super nice even though we disagree on stuff. I think we tend to misunderstand each other because this is in text and you don't see the meaning behind the typed words sometimes.... no worries. I am having a blessed life now. I put that dipshit ex-husband on the curb and I have had to set him in his place a few times in the past couple of years. He is the one afraid of me now!
hehe
I am sorry for your ordeal. In my defense I didn't write the joke , nor have I laid my hands on a woman although I have been slapped several times myself. I don't have anything against you just some of your "opinions". I guess you don't understand how guys talk Shat to each other. I guess you would be in tears if you heard how I talk to my male libtard friends and they give it right back..
Oh I've definitely laid my hands on a woman............they've just asked me to You'd surprise how many women are into....uhm....contact.
You'd surprise how many women are into....uhm....contact.
It was because I didn't know when to STFULOL why does that not surprise me????
Technically tinder is the one that asks you to swipe.Oh I've definitely laid my hands on a woman............they've just asked me to
Oh I've definitely laid my hands on a woman............they've just asked me to
Sure, a slap on the arse and a hair pull or other things are enjoyable lol. I was talking about real angry violence. That sh*t ain't fun. I'm good with my tight twisting action with my hands and can kick pretty high now so I'm not scared anymore
No ..I really wouldn't be surprised and a lot of those like the dirty talk too.Oh I've definitely laid my hands on a woman............they've just asked me to
Okay, I'm backing out of this thread now lol.Sure, a slap on the arse and a hair pull or other things are enjoyable lol. I was talking about real angry violence. That sh*t ain't fun. I'm good with my tight twisting action with my hands and can kick pretty high now so I'm not scared anymore
BTW, I've never understood why so many Americans type "arse" on message boards. I know damn well y'all aren't using the word "arse" IRL like a Brit.
By "you" I meant chick might be surprised.No ..I really wouldn't be surprised and a lot of those like the dirty talk too.
I do say arse sometimes lol. I was trying to be nice and not get banned for putting what I really meant. Damn, I miss sex!
Me after reading the last few posts
Speaking of pimps.... Did y'all ever see that crazy HBO show "Hung"? It was about two female pimps and one school teacher/coach that was well endowed and they fought over pimping him out! It was crazy.
didn't need to watch... it was based on my life
Sorry Chick for your ordeal. I have 3 daughters and 4 granddaughters. I'd kill a mofo if he put his hands on them. I'm still mad at my Dad for having sex with my Mom!
I'm actually glad I didn't kill him or have him killed. I'm enjoying making him feel worthless, useless and not worth my time now. He tells me he regrets everything and losing a good wife and I tell him "no, I'm very thankful for it because I'd hate to be stuck married to an idiot now." Pisses him off lol
Why the hell did I open this thread.
Aw, f*** it. We know who else likes some good ole contact action, Baaaaaaaah.
Aw, f*** it. We know who else likes some good ole contact action, Baaaaaaaah.
Similar threads
