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Reminds me of my cousin in ala (of course it’s ala) I’m like 10, it’s nye we’re at a family function with all the cousins and we’re shooting fireworks and he’s got a bunch crammed in the pockets of an army surplus field jacket he’s wearing. The kind that zips and snaps. They become ignited and he’s dancing and screaming trying to get the jacket off spraying all us kids with Roman candles and bottle rockets with strings of firecrackers going off. Truly terrifying yet oddly beautiful watching him spin and jump. When they all are finally done he has big holes burned in the jacket but fortunately only first degree burns on his torso. None of our parents were around so we thought we were good but when we walked in the house we then realized and his mom noticed with a scream that his eyebrows and a lot
Of his long hair was burned off.
 
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Reminds me of my cousin in ala (of course it’s ala) I’m like 10, it’s nye we’re at a family function with all the cousins and we’re shooting fireworks and he’s got a bunch crammed in the pockets of an army surplus field jacket he’s wearing. The kind that zips and snaps. They become ignited and he’s dancing and screaming trying to get the jacket off spraying all us kids with Roman candles and bottle rockets with strings of firecrackers going off. Truly terrifying yet oddly beautiful watching him spin and jump. When they all are finally done he has big holes burned in the jacket but fortunately only first degree burns on his torso. None of our parents were around so we thought we were good but when we walked in the house we then realized and his mom noticed with a scream that his eyebrows and a lot
Of his long hair was burned off.
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From the comments, it sounds like it was to make room on the site for expansion without having to disconnect phone service during demolition/construction.
Good thing they don't have to worry about that type of phone service anymore. Although in today's world, they would just tear down the building and take 3 years to build another one. Meanwhile workers have to move to a cramped cube 30 minutes away while the business pays twice as much in rent.
 
Jesus Christ.

I am bluetoe. I'm a white guy who needs a haircut but I probably ain't getting one anytime soon because fvck it, I'm going back to the late sixties to listen to real music. And not that it's any of your business, but at the moment I'm wearing a bit of a chub.

My pronouns are Fvck and You.





Please God, let sanity return to this country. Vote republican.
 
Jesus Christ.

I am bluetoe. I'm a white guy who needs a haircut but I probably ain't getting one anytime soon because fvck it, I'm going back to the late sixties to listen to real music. And not that it's any of your business, but at the moment I'm wearing a bit of a chub.

My pronouns are Fvck and You.





Please God, let sanity return to this country. Vote republican.
What's wrong with people describing themselves in a gathering involving blind people?
 
Kamala didn't. In first thing you posted, race wasn't mentioned til you brought it up.

No, just her minions followed suit.

But she made sure to play the identity game though. Even though she can't define "woman", she made a point to tell everyone she was. And her pronouns. Because we wouldn't want anyone misgendering her.

We are not a serious country anymore.
 
What's wrong with people describing themselves in a gathering involving blind people?
nothing. All my blind friends want to know what color my clothes are. It's the first thing they ask. When I say I have on khaki pants, they ask 'what's that?'. And when I say it's kind of a tan color they say 'what's that?'. It goes on and on and we just have a ball. talking about something they have no way of understanding.

And I'm sure they want to know what my pronouns are that day, so I always throw that in. I remember growing up, thinking that one day we would announce our pronouns like complete and utter morons. That day has finally arrived and life is so much richer now...for complete and utter morons who think it's necessary to announce what your pronouns are.
 
You're welcome. If that team had any pitching at all, you figure they had to be pretty darn good.

HOFers, gold glove guys, one the best defensive SS maybe ever, and the best clutch hitter of his era. Imagine going back in time and seeing them play in HS knowing what they would become.
 
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