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Wal-Mart is the "Florida" of the retail world.
What the actual f***?
Elderly woman's body blown up in US Army explosive experiment
https://www.9news.com.au/world/body...usa-news/1a7f757a-f491-4a50-b6ea-49808c90c84c
Elderly woman's body blown up in US Army explosive experiment
https://www.9news.com.au/world/body...usa-news/1a7f757a-f491-4a50-b6ea-49808c90c84c
"If I can be a little small part of his personal financial destruction, I don't care," Mr Stauffer said."
Not sure how this lady feels about it.
Fake news. @Raising Heel was with his big brother kid, not his son when he shot at bigfoot.
Not so much weird (or random), but a good story....
El Paso Challenge: An 11-year-old started a campaign to help his community heal
El Paso Challenge: An 11-year-old started a campaign to help his community heal
Florida Man strikes again. This guy thought it would be a good idea to drive his golf cart through a Wal Mart.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/police-florida-man-drives-golf-100241214.html
https://www.yahoo.com/news/police-florida-man-drives-golf-100241214.html
well, they look so much alike ya know...
Didn't know where else to put this. The U.S. Preventative Task Force -- a panel of public health experts -- has recommended screening all adult patients for illicit drug use.
Guess I'm never going to the doctor again.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/13/health/drug-screening-adults-teens.html
Guess I'm never going to the doctor again.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/13/health/drug-screening-adults-teens.html
Didn't want to put this on the OOTB football thread since it's about those dooshes in Columbus, but just another reason to dislike those arrogant basteges....
https://sports.yahoo.com/ohio-state...o-vigorously-protect-its-brand-160220331.html
https://sports.yahoo.com/ohio-state...o-vigorously-protect-its-brand-160220331.html
Florida man arrested after threatening neighbors with nunchucks and bug spray
Bonus: Quote from neighbor - "We not even roaches so what is we getting sprayed with roach spray for?"
Bonus: Quote from neighbor - "We not even roaches so what is we getting sprayed with roach spray for?"
Looks like I might have found a way to have kids after all.
https://www.beckershospitalreview.c...ians-replaced-donor-sperm-with-their-own.html
https://www.beckershospitalreview.c...ians-replaced-donor-sperm-with-their-own.html
Y'all.
From the You Can't Make This Shit Up Files, I've got a local story to make your week.
This woman ...
... named Victoria Frabutt went all Lorena Bobbitt and has been arrested for tying up her husband and cutting off his penis. This was last night about 4 a.m. in Carteret County.
He's being airlifted to Vidant here in Greenville where surgeons will attempt to reattach the missing member. (Quick-thinking first responders put it on ice.)
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Your bonus content: The deputy's name is Major Wank.
From the You Can't Make This Shit Up Files, I've got a local story to make your week.
This woman ...
... named Victoria Frabutt went all Lorena Bobbitt and has been arrested for tying up her husband and cutting off his penis. This was last night about 4 a.m. in Carteret County.
He's being airlifted to Vidant here in Greenville where surgeons will attempt to reattach the missing member. (Quick-thinking first responders put it on ice.)
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Your bonus content: The deputy's name is Major Wank.
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That site is in desperate need of a comments section.Y'all.
From the You Can't Make This Shit Up Files, I've got a local story to make your week.
This woman ...
... named Victoria Frabutt went all Lorena Bobbitt and has been arrested for tying up her husband and cutting off his penis. This was last night about 4 a.m. in Cartaret County.
He's being airlifted to Vidant here in Greenville where surgeons will attempt to reattach the missing member. (Quick-thinking first responders put it on ice.)
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Your bonus content: The deputy's name is Major Wank.
...and here I thought "de-flesh" was the most cringeworthy thing I'd hear all day.Y'all.
From the You Can't Make This Shit Up Files, I've got a local story to make your week.
This woman ...
... named Victoria Frabutt went all Lorena Bobbitt and has been arrested for tying up her husband and cutting off his penis. This was last night about 4 a.m. in Cartaret County.
He's being airlifted to Vidant here in Greenville where surgeons will attempt to reattach the missing member. (Quick-thinking first responders put it on ice.)
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Your bonus content: The deputy's name is Major Wank.
I guess she was angry about the last name she had to take when she married him...FraBUTT?Y'all.
From the You Can't Make This Shit Up Files, I've got a local story to make your week.
This woman ...
... named Victoria Frabutt went all Lorena Bobbitt and has been arrested for tying up her husband and cutting off his penis. This was last night about 4 a.m. in Cartaret County.
He's being airlifted to Vidant here in Greenville where surgeons will attempt to reattach the missing member. (Quick-thinking first responders put it on ice.)
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Your bonus content: The deputy's name is Major Wank.
Update on Eno the Emu: After weeks on the loose in Orange County, the 100-pound flightless bird "suffered an event" while being restrained and died during the attempted capture/relocation. 
https://abc11.com/pets-animals/eno-the-emu-dies-during-capture-attempt-in-orange-county-/5535157/
https://abc11.com/pets-animals/eno-the-emu-dies-during-capture-attempt-in-orange-county-/5535157/
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Now everyone else in the room will need a support animal / person / whatever, after sitting through meetings with a creepy ****ing clown in attendance
The deputy then pulled Thomas out of the car, but the suspect allegedly shoved the deputy to the ground and ran off naked.
TA DA!
