"Roast me"

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

I was actually waiting on that one. Took longer than I thought.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

I feel like I'm punching a relative but here goes....

I did not know it was possible to stare at two people in different directions at once.


***Disclaimer: These opinions are in the spirit of the roast. Opinions here do not, uh, reflect that of the person making...... Nevermind.

damn, dude, you actually have a heart in there after all! There's hope for you yet!

 

[Blue2010]

At least you're not throwing gang signs.

Late on this but this is the only other photo I have with a URL address and I never upload anything that has pictures of family (Fox News got to me, I guess).

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Late on this but this is the only other photo I have with a URL address and I never upload anything that has pictures of family (Fox News got to me, I guess).

Is that you?

 

[Blue2010]

Is that you?

I wish...that dude is awesome.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

I got nuthin. Too late on a Friday afternoon. Brain function minimal.

Except those sunglasses are terrible. Too small for your face, and oh yeah, did you notice they're orange?

 

[UNC '92]

damn, dude, you actually have a heart in there after all! There's hope for you yet!

He doesn't say nearly as much dumb shit. So no, I'm still pretty heartless.

 

[Blue2010]

I got nuthin. Too late on a Friday afternoon. Brain function minimal.

Except those sunglasses are terrible. Too small for your face, and oh yeah, did you notice they're orange?

Those Oakleys are my favorite...had them since college and they stopped making those nearly a decade ago. I got a pair that are larger and hated them. Just don't get into sunglasses that look like the aviators of the 80's.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Those Oakleys are my favorite...had them since college and they stopped making those nearly a decade ago. I got a pair that are larger and hated them. Just don't get into sunglasses that look like the aviators of the 80's.

Well I hope they at least block the energy beams from your eyes.

 

[HeelFan58]

I think the term you are looking for is “butter face.” Hopefully you’re not too old to know what that means. I had one of those teachers in high school. One of the best things about her was that her nipples were really sensitive. She would be at the front of the class teaching and all of a sudden those things would pop right out. Needless to say she was liked by many of the students.

I had a teacher like that in the 8th grade , couldn't wait to get home in the afternoon. She had a great azz too that thang swayed when she wrote on the board. Actually her face was pretty nice too.

 

[HookUNC75]

Hot Dang, Freddie Mercury lives!

 

[HookUNC75]

Alfred E Newman wearing Sunglasses!

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

Ok, here y'all go.

Voted most likely to be most popular Boy Toy..... in prison! I think prison sex improved your complexion....facials do wonders! xoxo

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

Next week, fellas, we might want to make up for all this meanness and say something nice about everyone's pictures. LOL Ya'll be safe this weekend! May you all get to sit somewhere on a beach hiding behind sunglasses so you can gawk at and lust after all the hot chicks you cannot have! LOL ~hugs~

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

All right, new week. Who's up next?

 

[Raising Heel]

AMBER ALERT

 

[gunslingerdick]

AMBER ALERT

'Bout time you showed up. WTF have you been?

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

@Raising Heel Be careful, man.

 

[Raising Heel]

'Bout time you showed up. WTF have you been?

Long story short, ringworm struck the Raising Heel household and threw everything into chaos. That crap is insidious.

Also, I leave for the Canadian Maritimes on Friday, so yeah.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Yuck. Hope y'all are feeling better. And have fun in Canuckistan.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

AMBER ALERT

Yeah, it's just an awkward picture all around. I keep thinking he's staring into my soul......but then I remember I'm not a 14-year-old girl, so I know I'm safe.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Roasted:
@chick_bleeds_carolina_blue
@heelz2345
@Blue2010
@JuleZ '02 HEEL
@HookUNC75
@Hark_The_Sound_2010
@TarHeelNation11 (if that's really him, finally)
@gunslingerdick
@Raising Heel
@heelbent
@gteeitup
@WhatTheHeel?
@heelmanwilm
@UNC71-00

Time to man up:
@tarheel0910
@coolwaterunc
@uncboy10
@Nuk'EM Heels
@BillyL
@TarHeelMark
@Archer2 (Hi Archer)
@HeelFan58
@Louigi
@UNC '92
@strummingram
@GACMAN
@carolinablue34
@NCAAUCoach

Who am I missing?

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Who am I missing?

@prlyles
@grillheel
@coryfly

 

[HookUNC75]

Or time to woman-up
@mtpeke

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

Roasted:
@chick_bleeds_carolina_blue
@heelz2345
@Blue2010
@JuleZ '02 HEEL
@HookUNC75
@Hark_The_Sound_2010
@TarHeelNation11 (if that's really him, finally)
@gunslingerdick

Time to man up:
@Raising Heel
@tarheel0910
@coolwaterunc
@uncboy10
@UNC71-00
@Nuk'EM Heels
@BillyL
@TarHeelMark
@Archer2 (Hi Archer)
@heelmanwilm
@HeelFan58
@gteeitup
@Louigi
@UNC '92
@strummingram
@GACMAN

Who am I missing?

hehe This is not for the weak, ya know!

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

@DSouthr A picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[tarheel0910]

@tarheel0910

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a PSA about sending your picture to a random man on the internet. Usually doesn't end well.

 

[coolwaterunc]

 

[heelz2345]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

You look a lot like that guy from the pedophiles show on TV.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

@DSouthr A picture is worth a thousand words.

Ok, so looks like he'll be poasting 3 or 4 pictures to match his usual poast word count.

 

[Raising Heel]

Time to man up:
@Raising Heel

What's in it for me?

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

What's in it for me?

The respect of your peers.

 

[Raising Heel]

The respect of your peers.

Fine. I'll see what I can do. If you're lucky, maybe I'll find an old paper photo and scan it. I have a couple good ones in mind....

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Fine. I'll see what I can do. If you're lucky, maybe I'll find an old paper photo and scan it. I have a couple good ones in mind....

Ugh, please no nudes.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Fine. I'll see what I can do. If you're lucky, maybe I'll find an old paper photo and scan it. I have a couple good ones in mind....

We'll be waiting on the edge of our seats.

 

[Raising Heel]

Ugh, please no nudes.

I'll crop your mom out.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

I'll crop your mom out.

 

[Raising Heel]

Didn't have time to scan anything tonight, but here you go. Have at it.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Didn't have time to scan anything tonight, but here you go. Have at it.

Nice safe photos.