"Roast me"
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Fine, geez who made JuleZ emperor of this place.
I'm the guy on the left. Do your worst.
Fine, geez who made JuleZ emperor of this place.
I'm the guy on the left. Do your worst.
I was hoping whatever picture you poasted was going to have your hand in it. You made some vague statement maybe a month or so ago about how one of your hands has some defect that you got ripped on for - and I've been curious ever since.
Dang, man, we're flattered that you took time out from your game of Magic the Gathering to chat with us.
I laughed to cover up that it hurt me deep down.
Guys in men's bathrooms in the Atlanta area know THN's hand well. Veeery well.
You're the one dolling them out. Not me.
Is that your skin or did you get that shirt at Baby Gap?
Do they make one of you in the non-albino version?Fine, geez who made JuleZ emperor of this place.
I'm the guy on the left. Do your worst.
Objection: hearsay.
Also, you have no room to talk about possible gheyness, based on some of your earliest posts in the RPT.
You look like a clean and sober Phillip Seymour Hoffman after he was "born again".
THN, you've got to have some "Gaston County" in you and if the girl in the middle is your GF then you definitely out kicked your coverage.Fine, geez who made JuleZ emperor of this place.
I'm the guy on the left. Do your worst.
Me and my receding hairline are fair game - hopefully my GF will remain off limits though.
The hair is trying its best to reach the top of that steep mountain peak.
Man, I like you too much. You really want me to do this?Me and my receding hairline are fair game - hopefully my GF will remain off limits though.
Hahaha...Actually the county just north, Lincoln County, is the Meth Capitol of North Carolina. We get it imported from there.I don't do meth if that's what you mean....
I kid, I kid
I feel like I'm punching a relative but here goes....Me and my receding hairline are fair game - hopefully my GF will remain off limits though.
I did not know it was possible to stare at two people in different directions at once.
***Disclaimer: These opinions are in the spirit of the roast. Opinions here do not, uh, reflect that of the person making...... Nevermind.
Dang, Hark, why didn't you tell us you were from Lebanon, and same comment gave THN, you definitely out kicked your coverage.Me and my receding hairline are fair game - hopefully my GF will remain off limits though.
Fine, geez who made JuleZ emperor of this place.
I'm the guy on the left. Do your worst.
LOL does no one use the "search google for image" feature...............
Alright fine, assholes. I was catfishing y'all with my picture, but now all of you are posting your mugs so I'll upload one and post it (no facebook so I don't really have pictures of myself conveniently available).
Also, no surprise here, but who knew a bunch of guys that posted all day on message boards would be ugly as sin?
Lol. I broke the bridge of my nose when I was a kid and it never quite healed right. I promise I'm not actually cross-eyed - although it does kinda look like it in that pic now that you mention it.
So, here is one of my posts on the death pool thread concerning the OOTB football meet up
After looking at all of these pictures, I can say without a doubt that I was 100% correct in my assumption.
After looking at all of these pictures, I can say without a doubt that I was 100% correct in my assumption.
Such a great back-handed compliment. Essentially "Oh your GF is cute.... but you're a fugly bastard."
This is me from last Saturday at the very tip top of Chimney Tops in Smoky Mountain National Park.
It was a treacherous "hike" at the top of that sumbitch. Below is the view coming up and then below that is the view coming down....
This is me from last Saturday at the very tip top of Chimney Tops in Smoky Mountain National Park.
You shoulda stuck with the guy in front of the student store...
Dang, man, we're flattered that you took time out from your game of Final Fantasy XIV to chat with us.This is me from last Saturday at the very tip top of Chimney Tops in Smoky Mountain National Park.
Your mom and gf could be right but I'm having a hard time seeing what you actually look like with all that glare off your forehead.This is me from last Saturday at the very tip top of Chimney Tops in Smoky Mountain National Park.
Seriously though - I thought I should be the pasty pale one being from the treacherous North and all where the sun barely shines. My pic was from February too - so about my palest. Some of you guys need to get out more.
.....yep, and what's more is I'm actually considerably tanner right now than I usually am. Yes, the sun bleaches the picture a ton, but still, I'm a pale mother****er.
It's especially annoying since my mom could legitimately pass as Hispanic or Brazilian based on how dark she gets in the sun.
