Roses are red, so are carnations….

[heelmanwilm]

Jesus hasn’t returned
Due to a lack of donations

Pastor Says Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Haven't Donated Enough Cash

Pastor Jesse Duplantis told viewers if they donated more cash they could 'speed up' Jesus' return

www.ladbible.com

 

[heelmanwilm]

All knowing
All powerful
And he needs money

 

[bluetoe]

"Roses are pink, and so's a hydrangea,

You better believe or the Lord will derange ya."


I'll be here for all eternity. Try the body of Christ, it's delicious. Don't forget to tithe.

 

[heelmanwilm]

There once was this dude from
Nantucket
His posts made you wanna say fuk it
He whined all the time
Claimed the election a crime
Now they’re taking him home in a bucket

That’s why I only do one show a night

 

[strummingram]

There once was this dude from
Nantucket
His posts made you wanna say fuk it
He whined all the time
Claimed the election a crime
Now they’re taking him home in a bucket

That’s why I only do one show a night

 

[bluetoe]

about him I'm saying
he can suck my great big balls
In any season


ETA this is haiku, at least as I understand it.