So, this eclipse thingy

[gteeitup]

is taking over cola, sc...i've seen people i haven't seen in decades...dafuq?

everyone is drinking, schools are closed, hotels sold out, interstates jammed up...it's like a football weekend here, vs everyone.

 

[strummingram]

Yeah... all the hotels and motels are full around here. It's like a Clemson home game and Alabama is the visiting team.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Who gives a shit. I'll be taking an exam during the eclipse. Yay

 

[coryfly]

All the 200,000 people that were supposed to be here are coming in the morning I guess. I played golf yesterday, we went out last night and tonight and the roads are eve less busier than usual. It's kind of weird.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

How does the moon cut his hair?

Spoiler

Eclipse it.

 

[gunslingerdick]

If once upon a time you were falling in love, but now you're only falling apart, you do not need the special glasses today.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

How does the moon cut his hair?

Spoiler

Eclipse it.

 

[coryfly]

If once upon a time you were falling in love, but now you're only falling apart, you do not need the special glasses today.

I've been really surprised at the lack of play regarding that song since this thing has been so hyped up.

 

[gunslingerdick]

I've been really surprised at the lack of play regarding that song since this thing has been so hyped up.

Totally agree.

 

[heelz2345]

You know if you stare head on at it, you'll burn your eyes out

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[TarHeelNation11]

You know if you stare head on at it, you'll burn your eyes out

I once stared at the sun for over an hour!

 

[heelmanwilm]

Actually if u practice looking directly at the sun your eyes will build up a tolerance and you'll be able to look directly at the eclipse without glasses. I've got several neighborhood kids doing it.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

You know if you stare head on at it, you'll burn your eyes out

"Either way, when that thing blows up, we're all dead!"

One of the funniest skits to me, ever. It's funnier than quite a few actual Will Ferrell movies lol.

 

[nctransplant]

Actually if u practice looking directly at the sun your eyes will build up a tolerance and you'll be able to look directly at the eclipse without glasses. I've got several neighborhood kids doing it.

I have mine watching me weld for extended periods of time.

 

[heelmanwilm]

Kyrie irving is gonna be confused af today

 

[gunslingerdick]

Kyrie irving is gonna be confused af today

lol

 

[strummingram]

Kyrie irving is gonna be confused af today

They've already figured out how to explain that. Never underestimate the mind.

 

[gunslingerdick]

First pics of the totaled eclipse are out.

 

[nctransplant]

There are people in Kearney, NE(63 miles from here) charging $1300 to park in their driveways and $75 per bathroom trip. SMDH

 

[TarHeelNation11]

There are people in Kearney, NE(63 miles from here) charging $1300 to park in their driveways and $75 per bathroom trip. SMDH

That would be considered a short commute in Nebraska, correct?

 

[prlyles]

I77 will be a parking lot after its over and all those people start leaving S.C.on 77 and hit Charlotte during rush hour.

 

[nctransplant]

That would be considered a short commute in Nebraska, correct?

True

 

[coolwaterunc]

America before, during, and after eclipse:

F*** YOU RACIST!!
TEAR DOWN THESE STATUES!!!
TRUMP IS RUINING AMERICA!!!
NO IT'S ALL OBAMA!!
HEY LOOK AT THE SKY!!!
WOW THAT'S AMAZING!!
COOL!!
F*** YOU RACIST!!!
TEAR DOWN THESE STATUES!!!

 

[notashelbyfan]

Greenville South Carolina right now!

 

[notashelbyfan]

How funny would it be if it didn't happen today and then they came on the news tonight and said oops it's tomorrow?

 

[notashelbyfan]

 

[Heels Noir]

America before, during, and after eclipse:

F*** YOU RACIST!!
TEAR DOWN THESE STATUES!!!
TRUMP IS RUINING AMERICA!!!
NO IT'S ALL OBAMA!!
HEY LOOK AT THE SKY!!!
WOW THAT'S AMAZING!!
COOL!!
F*** YOU RACIST!!!
TEAR DOWN THESE STATUES!!!

CNN reporting Trump has already condemned the eclipse for making part of America go dark today.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Can I get a Sun Drop and a Moon Pie?

 

[heelmanwilm]

 

[nctransplant]

We went out, Temp dropped probably 5-8 degrees here.

 

[Grayhead]

What sucks is we are in total overcast mood. I did see it as it stated though. Doesn't matter what it is, lunar, solar eclipse. Or meteor shower, friggin clouds block it every time

 

[gunslingerdick]

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Now for the actual interesting part...

Hearing all the stories about the morons who burnt their retinas trying to get a glimpse.

 

[nctransplant]

I have probably 30 pairs of eclipse glasses I will sell at 1/2 price, $5 each, get them while they last.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Where'd you guys go? I can't see so good.

Is there a braille version of this site?

 

[gunslingerdick]

I just looked directly at it. You think I've done permanent damage?

 

[prlyles]

I85 going into S.C. and then to Charlotte.

 

[Grayhead]

I85 going into S.C. and then to Charlotte.

Boy I wish I was there

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]