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Southern Treason

Not to my satisfaction.

"I'm thirsty. I want a coke"

Drive to store and while driving, ponder which soft drink I want.

Go into store and buy a diet DP

coke is synonymous with carbonated non-alcoholic beverage.
 
you were raised next to a chemical plant in Kentucky of all places. You probably have tumors they haven't yet named.
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I actually prefer unsweetened iced tea to sweet. Not talking artificial sweeteners or any of that crap. Just plain, bitter iced tea. I grew up on sweet tea, but I've learned to like unsweetened a lot better. I just find it extremely refreshing.

Throw in a fresh cut lemon and I'm good to go.
 
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