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1. Married guys, sign up for Harry’s Razor shipping plan. They’re cheap and perfect for a woman to use. Not good enough for male facial hair. Your wife will appreciate the thought and you’ll never have to worry about her stealing your razor again.
 
You can use moustache wax to keep your eyebrows down.
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When flying with your significant other, always book the window and aisle of an empty row instead of the window/middle or aisle/middle.

That middle seat will be one of the last on the flight to get booked so the odds are high that you'll have the entire row with just you and your SO. Even if it gets booked and you want to sit next to your SO, everyone will be willing to exchange their middle seat with your window/aisle.
 
If you get pulled for a traffic stop, the cop is likely to ask if you have any drugs or weapons in the car. If you say no, he might ask, “Can I search the car then?” What he’s really asking is for you to waive your constitutional right against unreasonable search and seizure. Always respond that he can’t search your car without a warrant.

ETA: This is a racket known as "shotgunning" and will usually be thrown out by a judge, but it's better to not leave yourself at their discretion.
 
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If you get pulled for a traffic stop, the cop is likely to ask if you have any drugs or weapons in the car. If you say no, he might ask, “Can I search the car then?” What he’s really asking is for you to waive your constitutional right against unreasonable search and seizure. Always respond that he can’t search your car without a warrant.

ETA: This is a racket known as "shotgunning" and will usually be thrown out by a judge, but it's better to not leave yourself at their discretion.

When they ask to search the vehicle the first thing you should always say is "Am I free to go?"
 
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