1. Married guys, sign up for Harry’s Razor shipping plan. They’re cheap and perfect for a woman to use. Not good enough for male facial hair. Your wife will appreciate the thought and you’ll never have to worry about her stealing your razor again.
When you don't know the answer, always pick C on multiple choice questions.
It's worse when someone beside you sits on them.Wisdom from Dad:
Wear briefs to avoid sitting down on your testicles.
Never pass up an opportunity to use the bathroom and never trust a fart.
If you get pulled for a traffic stop, the cop is likely to ask if you have any drugs or weapons in the car. If you say no, he might ask, “Can I search the car then?” What he’s really asking is for you to waive your constitutional right against unreasonable search and seizure. Always respond that he can’t search your car without a warrant.
ETA: This is a racket known as "shotgunning" and will usually be thrown out by a judge, but it's better to not leave yourself at their discretion.
I bet Mark Few is jealous of him.You can use moustache wax to keep your eyebrows down.
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You can use moustache wax to keep your eyebrows down.
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Extra points for you because of your spelling of the word moustache. Most people have taken the "o" out. Personally, I like the "o".
Is your preference for humour, labour, and colour as well?
Moustache is the French influence.Negative. That's some weird limey spelling of words.
Moustache is the French influence.
Humour is the British.
You can use moustache wax to keep your eyebrows down.
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