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Raising Heel

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A van down by the river
This is it, fellas. I'm starting a thread, and there's no way anybody is going to screw with it because it's a thread about nothing. That's not a Seinfeld reference, by the way. I'm not responsible for writing a gigantic hit sitcom for such a meager audience. That's not an insult, by the way. I actually like you guys.
 
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Damn, sorry to hear that. RIP.

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This is my thread. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my thread is useless. Without my thread, I am useless. I must fire my thread true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My thread and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My thread is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my thread clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My thread and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
 
They should do a "Where Are They Now" with the "Boom Goes the Dynamite" kid. This idea is 100 times more amazing if you caught my hilarious BGTM references on multiple other threads. Try to keep up.
 
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