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What not to say to your wife......

Yesterday she tells me she needs her oil changed and some tires on her car and I said to her "here is some money go get it done" and she says "this kind of stuff is a man's job" I reply ok I will take care of it Saturday.

Then about an hour later while I'm watching the Heels play she says to me "will you get the cloths out of the washer and put them in the dryer I need a shirt that's in there for tomorrow" (heres the part where I messed up) I said " that kind of stuff is a woman's job" I'm sure everyone knows how this ended for me!

Keep that in mind guys!

how long before the swelling goes down?
 
Turtlenecks....

I invented the turtleneck.
Made me think of this
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1. Holy s**t that's freaky because I was thinking of the SAME quote (preceded by "He would drink and womanize..." lol) when posting this.
2. It's a quote from Archer. You should know that. No 'like' for you.
Doesn't Archer say he invented the tactleneck? The tactical turtleneck? I don't recall him saying he invented the actual turtleneck.
 
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Doesn't Archer say he invented the tactleneck? The tactical turtleneck? I don't recall him saying he invented the actual turtleneck.
Season 2, Ep. 3 "Blood Test." 6:07 mark.

Take a lap.

(Ep. 2 "A Going Concern" and Ep. 3 "Blood Test" are probably my two favorite episodes. Season 2 is unmatched to this day.)
 
Season 2, Ep. 3 "Blood Test." 6:07 mark.

Take a lap.

(Ep. 2 "A Going Concern" and Ep. 3 "Blood Test" are probably my two favorite episodes. Season 2 is unmatched to this day.)
I will have to rewatch that episode soon. Can't at the moment. I remember certain Archer quotes well, but I haven't rewatched the series enough to know it verbatim like some other series, so I apologize if I missed it.
 
I just watched Full Metal Jacket this weekend, so it seemed like the right time. :p
Fun fact about that movie, Stanley Kubrick is notoriously against improvising, but R. Lee Ermey (the drill instructor) was so adept at the insults, because they were actual things he would say as a drill instructor, that Kubrick let him basically do whatever he wanted.
 
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