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I would honestly be interested in a cooking class that focuses exclusively on eggs. Scrambled, poached, over easy, sunny side up, hard boiled, omelettes, frittatas, you name it.
You guys should be grateful for this thread, by the way. Instead of starting a new thread for every stupid thought I have, I consolidate it all in one place for you to ignore.
I can cook egg dishes with the best of them. Virtually any other type of dish, I'm not your man. But I kick ass at omelettes, poached eggs, fried eggs, scrambled eggs, etc.
Good. Next time you want room & board on your way to a football game, you can make me some breakfsss.
First a romantic Isle of Palms getaway and now a breakfast date? OOTB, it's the new Tinder.
Should guys named John be offended that men that pick up whores on the streets are referred to as Johns?
What not to say to your wife......
Yesterday she tells me she needs her oil changed and some tires on her car and I said to her "here is some money go get it done" and she says "this kind of stuff is a man's job" I reply ok I will take care of it Saturday.
Then about an hour later while I'm watching the Heels play she says to me "will you get the cloths out of the washer and put them in the dryer I need a shirt that's in there for tomorrow" (heres the part where I messed up) I said " that kind of stuff is a woman's job" I'm sure everyone knows how this ended for me!
Keep that in mind guys!
Yesterday she tells me she needs her oil changed and some tires on her car and I said to her "here is some money go get it done" and she says "this kind of stuff is a man's job" I reply ok I will take care of it Saturday.
Then about an hour later while I'm watching the Heels play she says to me "will you get the cloths out of the washer and put them in the dryer I need a shirt that's in there for tomorrow" (heres the part where I messed up) I said " that kind of stuff is a woman's job" I'm sure everyone knows how this ended for me!
Keep that in mind guys!
+1000
We had to install a new modem this week, which meant our network settings changed and devices needed to be updating. One of them we have to call customer service b/c they have to do it on the backend. I tell her I'll do it when the game is over b/c I'm not getting distracted by some DBag spending 30 minutes of patronizing "I understand, sir" remarks to accomplish a task that should take 30 seconds. The argument that ensued could have easily have been avoided by her waiting the damn 30 minutes for the game to end.
I mean, it was funny and ironic that the couple in "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" turned out to have the same hidden interests, but you just know they had trust issues after that. Had to.
There is nobody in the world who finds "Sexy Sax Man" as funny as I do.* Maybe that's just another way of saying that I'm the only one who finds him funny at all. I don't care. I'll be the OOTB version of g-7 and go it alone.
*Maybe his mom. But other than that, nobody.
*Maybe his mom. But other than that, nobody.
I'm working on a Larry Fedora impersonation. It's gonna kill on the Bowles Lot circuit this fall.
That's what made me think of it. Heard it online just now. I don't care what you think of George Michael's vocal style, but you can't deny his talent. That guy has some chops.
Have you heard seether's cover? Who would have ever guessed that they would cover George Michael?
Haha, yeah. I have an ex-girlfriend who was a big Seether fan. They put a cool spin on it.
Pretty excited to hear this.
*talks out of corner of mouth* "HEY! It's a great day for TAR HEEL football"
I missed this little nugget. If she was a Seether fan, I bet she was funnnnn
Good lawrd, took you long enough to like my poast. This is what happens when you go digging thru the basement looking for something to do. Problem is, ootb has no basement
