Thread about not running

[nctransplant]

I jogged about 4 steps across a street yesterday. It's something I am not proud of.

 

[UNC '92]

I jogged about 4 steps across a street yesterday. It's something I am not proud of.

What the hell was on the other side that made you run so much?

 

[nctransplant]

What the hell was on the other side that made you run so much?

Transfer truck was coming. I should have waited.

 

[CanuckChuck]

I'm thinking about not running. Where are the best places you guys don't like to run?

 

[nctransplant]

I'm thinking about not running. Where are the best places you guys don't like to run?

Outdoors

 

[Raising Heel]

I'm thinking about not running. Where are the best places you guys don't like to run?

With the right attitude, anywhere can be a great place to not run. I'm admittedly a non-running enthusiast, though.

 

[uncboy10]

I took a rest day on Wednesday. I thought you’d all be proud.

 

[Terror Beard]

There's nothing like not running on a warm summer evening.

 

[UNC '92]

I took a rest day on Wednesday. I thought you’d all be proud.

Let's see if I got this straight. You are asking a thread full of experienced non-runners to pat you on the back for a single day of not running? Come back when you have put in the real work needed to not run and can better show you're really committed.

 

[uncboy10]

Let's see if I got this straight. You are asking a thread full of experienced non-runners to pat you on the back for a single day of not running? Come back when you have put in the real work needed to not run and can better show you're really committed.

I might make today a rest day too. That's two in one week.

 

[Raising Heel]

 

[nctransplant]

I'm sitting in the doctors office about to get a shot in my knee so it feels better when I don't run.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[tarheel0910]

In case anyone wants to know, Homer is binge watching Lost in that episode.

 

[WhatTheHeel?]

I was supposed to be running a race this weekend but I had to defer my entry for a year. So, I finally get to participate in the Not Running thread.

 

[Raising Heel]

I was supposed to be running a race this weekend but I had to defer my entry for a year. So, I finally get to participate in the Not Running thread.

Proud of you

 

[nctransplant]

Out here our girls play softball in the fall. I almost ran across the softball field yesterday but I caught myself before it was too late.

 

[Terror Beard]

I was supposed to be running a race this weekend but I had to defer my entry for a year. So, I finally get to participate in the Not Running thread.

Anybody can not run for a day or two. We'll see if you're capable of sustaining it.

 

[Raising Heel]

Anybody can not run for a day or two. We'll see if you're capable of sustaining it.

No kidding. These new guys sit on the couch for a couple days and think they're hot shit. GTFOHWTS

 

[WhatTheHeel?]

Anybody can not run for a day or two. We'll see if you're capable of sustaining it.

 

[heelmanwilm]

I have a sticker on my jeep that says “0.0”

 

[Raising Heel]

BREAKING: I just moved from my recliner to my bed

 

[UNC '92]

BREAKING: I just moved from my recliner to my bed

Braggart.

 

[Raising Heel]

Almost went for a run tonight but then realized I’d probably spill my beer

 

[nctransplant]

Almost went for a run tonight but then realized I’d probably spill my beer

Are you OK this morning? Sounds like a traumatic experience yesterday.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

 

[TarHeelMark]

Every morning on my drive to work I see multiple people out jogging, and I think "man, I really should do that too."

But then after a few seconds of contemplation, I think "man, I really should just run over them instead."

 

[Raising Heel]

Every morning on my drive to work I see multiple people out jogging, and I think "man, I really should do that too."

But then after a few seconds of contemplation, I think "man, I really should just run over them instead."

You know where you can’t run? In jail.

 

[TarHeelMark]

You know where you can’t run? In jail.

Somebody gotta put them out of their misery.

 

[WhatTheHeel?]

How many miles a week do you guys not run on average?

 

[TarHeelMark]

How many miles a week do you guys not run on average?

On average, I do not run a marathon every week.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

I don't run to McDonald's sometimes.

 

[Raising Heel]

How many miles a week do you guys not run on average?

#DIV/0!

 

[heelbent]

I used to run. This morning I thought about that.

 

[UNC '92]

#DIV/0!

Impossible!

 

[UNC '92]

Every time I think about quitting not running, I come here and you guys inspire the hell out of me.

 

[HookUNC75]

On many occasions during our annual family beach trips, my dad who lived to be 93 years before he passed, would make this comment when he saw someone running, "I just don't understand why someone would come all the way down here just to run up and down the beach." My mom, who lived to be 94 before she passed would fire back, "I just don't understand why you would come all the way down here just to play golf."

 

[UNC '92]

On many occasions during our annual family beach trips, my dad who lived to be 93 years before he passed, would make this comment when he saw someone running, "I just don't understand why someone would come all the way down here just to run up and down the beach." My mom, who lived to be 94 before she passed would fire back, "I just don't understand why you would come all the way down here just to play golf."

Man! You're likely to never die.

 

[cletusnow]

On many occasions during our annual family beach trips, my dad who lived to be 93 years before he passed, would make this comment when he saw someone running, "I just don't understand why someone would come all the way down here just to run up and down the beach." My mom, who lived to be 94 before she passed would fire back, "I just don't understand why you would come all the way down here just to play golf."

Leave it to runners to ruin golf.

 

[WhatTheHeel?]

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Leave it to runners to ruin golf.

LOL. I remember in high school walking nine holes one evening. Had the whole course to myself. Played in 45 minutes. I didn't run, but didn't spend much time lining up shots. I think I shot a 43.