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UNC vs Wofford GAME THREAD

couldn't work out the new looking guy on the bench then realised Shea Rush has cut off the blonde locks
 
Need more Cam Johnson... he might've been the lone bright spot for me in the first half. Maye, Pinson and Berry better wake the freak up or we'll get beat.
 
That wasn't even Magee going crazy on offense. He's has 11 points on 10 shots + 1 trip to the line. That was just our offense being terrible.
 
Well . . . That was awful. I look forward to the analysis by our gurus.

Not worried about the game, although my prediction contest pick (UNC) is almost certainly shot.
 
Anyone want a go at writing the second half script.... Roy tears the team a new rear end during the break, they come out firing with a 14-0 run to open the half... bench comes on, Jalek makes some behind the back, through the legs dribble move, Roy benches him, Baker tweets more garbage, Joel hits a bunch of threes, he gets fouled on 3 more drives, Luke hits one or two shots then gets blocked by a 6-0 guard, Cam hits a couple of threes, Theo misses from the carpark then swishes four free throws... Huffman dunks, Manley gets fouled and flays his arms in the air like those inflatable people in front of the car dealership... Rohlman comes on with two minutes to go and flexes his muscles while the team takes the win... but doesn't cover Steat's 27.5 point spread!
Yeah, I think that covers it.
 
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Defense was pretty solid in the first half but UNC did not take advantage of its height advantage. Second team looked off and the guard play from that unit was bad...Maye does not think about passing when he gets the ball down low. Reminds me of Hansbrough in that regard except Tyler almost always scored or got fouled...
 
Anyone want a go at writing the second half script.... Roy tears the team a new rear end during the break, they come out firing with a 14-0 run to open the half... bench comes on, Jalek makes some behind the back, through the legs dribble move, Roy benches him, Baker tweets more garbage, Joel hits a bunch of threes, he gets fouled on 3 more drives, Luke hits one or two shots then gets blocked by a 6-0 guard, Cam hits a couple of threes, Theo misses from the carpark then swishes four free throws... Huffman dunks, Manley gets fouled and flays his arms in the air like those inflatable people in front of the car dealership... Rohlman comes on with two minutes to go and flexes his muscles while the team takes the win... but doesn't cover Steat's 27.5 point spread!
Yeah, I think that covers it.
This is gold!! LOL
 
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