Never compliment a woman on her mustache, no matter how epic it is.
Unsolicited Advice
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When you're in church and the congregation stands, if the woman in front of you has her dress caught up in the crack of her butt don't pull it out for her.
When someone tries to tell a knock-knock joke, say, "It's open."
After the age of 50: Never pass up a chance to go to the bathroom and never trust a fart.
Age and temperature are just numbers.
But if either one is too low, you should put your clothes back on.
But if either one is too low, you should put your clothes back on.
There are exceptions to every rule, assuming female and over 18.
Never run from an overweight cop. He's more likely to shoot you than chase you.
For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
You've had enough pats on the back, don't go fishing for them.
Salt causes high blood pressure.
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
What do JFK Jr. and penguins have in common?
They both look good in a tux but neither one can fly.
Dude
Anecdotes and jokes are not automatically advice.
I know... Damn Billy, I never cared for #3 and that was cold as hell.
I never cared a bit for that guy either and I thought it was funny.
Just messing with ya. It did make me laugh but then I felt a little shitty afterwards.
Okay, Mark . . now I'm all confused . . I mean . . well . . is it . . could it be that I . . . aww the hell with it.
I'm just gonna go ahead and delete that poast . .
Anyone who didn't laugh needs to have the stick removed. Carry on, Billy.
Dang man, you caved. You are a victim of the pussification of America.
Hey Billy, do you know what Earnhardt would be doing if he was still alive?
Clawing at the lid.
Ya know, Jim, I believe I caved because I've pissed off enough folks this week here on OOTB . . first it was THN11, then Blue & Mark.
How come when its me that posts something, all of sudden OOTB has higher standards than the day before ?
Oh well . . . I still love all my OOTB Brothers and sister.
Ya know, Jim, I believe I caved because I've pissed off enough folks this week here on OOTB . . first it was THN11, then Blue & Mark.
How come when its me that posts something, all of sudden OOTB has higher standards than the day before ?
Oh well . . . I still love all my OOTB Brothers and sister.
I wasn't offended. Harsh, but separating humor from true beliefs isn't a problem for me. Carry on. I thought it was pretty funny.
Ya know, Jim, I believe I caved because I've pissed off enough folks this week here on OOTB . . first it was THN11, then Blue & Mark.
How come when its me that posts something, all of sudden OOTB has higher standards than the day before ?
Oh well . . . I still love all my OOTB Brothers and sister.
Are you sure you pissed them off? They all seem like they can take a punch to me. I can't imagine really getting PO'd by much of anything on here. Guys dig at each other because that's how we convey friendship. If someone off the street were to walk into our area at work they'd be convinced we all hated each other in short order, when in fact the exact opposite is closer to the truth.
True hb; I wasn't offended. I did LOL , but just messing with Billy a bit afterwards. It's all good @BillyL ... No offense taken brother.
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