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Hearing some chatter from a source that @Raising Heel got REALLY frustrated this weekend because he couldn't solve a super complex statistics, math thingy, so to let out his frustrations, he drove up to Lynchburg and challenged @gunslingerdick to a fight. Instead of fighting, though, GSD offered RH a cold Natty Light. They each drank a couple and were feeling good, so they decided to drive on over to Alexandria to pay @BillyL a visit. Billy, as per usual, was enjoying a quality meal at the local Cheesecake Factory and beckoned RH and GSD to join him. They all had a few more drinks (Billy's were virgin daiquiris) and decided they wanted to catch a baseball game. So they hopped on a train up to Boston [insert "Shippin' Up to Boston" song here] to see ol' @Hark_The_Sound_2010.

After razzing H_T_S_2010 about the epic fail that was the Celebrity Death Pool draft, the four of them headed over to Fenway Pahhhk to catch the Red Sox. At this point, GSD and RH were loaded and started getting a bit out-of-control. One Sox fan started yelling at GSD for not singing along to "Sweet Caroline" during the 7th inning stretch. As is his reputation, GSD hates being told to stand or cheer at sporting events, so he was irate. Instead of getting his hands dirty himself, though, GSD simply put in a fat dip to calm the nerves and texted the karate guru @heelmanwilm asking for assistance. Heelman jumped at the call, and drove over to Washington / Greenville where @JuleZ '02 HEEL had a boat ready to set sail up the East Coast to Bean Town. The two of them caught an excellent head wind (giggity) and made record time up to Boston. Heelman jumped off the boat, sprinted to Fenway, and judo kicked the shit out of the Bostonian who was being mouthy to GSD.

The six of them went out on the town after the game and got blackout drunk. In their inebriated state, they made a couple prank phone calls. First they called @coolwaterunc and told them they represented Kellogg's cereal. They regretfully informed coolwater that due to declining sales, Kellogg's had decided to discontinue Froot Loops, effective immediately. Coolwater was devastated and consoled himself by driving to Wendy's and getting two spicy chicken sandwiches and topped it with store-bought packaged shredded pepperjack cheese. The gang then prank called @prlyles and told him that they were from Walmart corporate offices and that, after pouring over Western North Carolina records, they realized he was the only person above the age of 18 in the entire region never to make a purchase at a Walmart store. The gang stated that, as an incentive to shop at Walmart, a $1,000 Walmart gift card could be redeemed by prlyle at any Walmart of his choosing. Prlyles of course refused and hung up on them.

Now bored with the prank calls and dismayed that the very last open bars in Boston were closing for the night, the six of them pondered what to do next. After some thought, they decided they were done with America and all of its Average Americans and wanted to set sail across the Atlantic to meet new OOTB friend @BlueKicks. JuleZ, however, knew his boat couldn't get that far, so he left the group and sailed back to North Carolina. The rest of them pressed on and chartered a voyage to Liverpool.

So there you have it. According to my sources, five key OOTB contributors are somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, heading towards England.
 
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TarHeelNation11 said:
Hearing some chatter from a source that @Raising Heel got REALLY frustrated this weekend because he couldn't solve a super complex statistics, math thingy, so to let out his frustrations, he drove up to Lynchburg and challenged @gunslingerdick to a fight. Instead of fighting, though, GSD offered RH a cold Natty Light. They each drank a couple and were feeling good, so they decided to drive on over to Alexandria to pay @BillyL a visit. Billy, as per usual, was enjoying a quality meal at the local Cheesecake Factory and beckoned RH and GSD to join him. They all had a few more drinks (Billy's were virgin daiquiris) and decided they wanted to catch a baseball game. So they hopped on a train up to Boston [insert "Shippin' Up to Boston" song here] to see ol' @Hark_The_Sound_2010.

After razzing H_T_S_2010 about the epic fail that was the Celebrity Death Pool draft, the four of them headed over to Fenway Pahhhk to catch the Red Sox. At this point, GSD and RH were loaded and started getting a bit out-of-control. One Sox fan started yelling at GSD for not singing along to "Sweet Caroline" during the 7th inning stretch. As is his reputation, GSD hates being told to stand or cheer at sporting events, so he was irate. Instead of getting his hands dirty himself, though, GSD simply put in a fat dip to calm the nerves and texted the karate guru @heelmanwilm asking for assistance. Heelman jumped at the call, and drove over to Washington / Greenville where @JuleZ '02 HEEL had a boat ready to set sail up the East Coast to Bean Town. The two of them caught an excellent head wind (giggity) and made record time up to Boston. Heelman jumped off the boat, sprinted to Fenway, and judo kicked the shit out of the Bostonian who was being mouthy to GSD.

The six of them went out on the town after the game and got blackout drunk. In their inebriated state, they made a couple prank phone calls. First they called @coolwaterunc and told them they represented Kellogg's cereal. They regretfully informed coolwater that due to declining sales, Kellogg's had decided to discontinue Froot Loops, effective immediately. Coolwater was devastated and consoled himself by driving to Wendy's and getting two spicy chicken sandwiches and topped it with store-bought packaged shredded pepperjack cheese. The gang then prank called @prlyles and told him that they were from Walmart corporate offices and that, after pouring over Western North Carolina records, they realized he was the only person above the age of 18 in the entire region never to make a purchase at a Walmart store. The gang stated that, as an incentive to shop at Walmart, a $1,000 Walmart gift card could be redeemed by prlyle at any Walmart of his choosing. Prlyles of course refused and hung up on them.

Now bored with the prank calls and dismayed that the very last open bars in Boston were closing for the night, the six of them pondered what to do next. After some thought, they decided they were done with America and all of its Average Americans and wanted to set sail across the Atlantic to meet new OOTB friend @BlueKicks. JuleZ, however, knew his boat couldn't get that far, so he left the group and sailed back to North Carolina. The rest of them pressed on and chartered a voyage to Liverpool.

So there you have it. According to my sources, five key OOTB contributors are somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, heading towards England.
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TarHeelNation11 said:
Hearing some chatter from a source that @Raising Heel got REALLY frustrated this weekend because he couldn't solve a super complex statistics, math thingy, so to let out his frustrations, he drove up to Lynchburg and challenged @gunslingerdick to a fight. Instead of fighting, though, GSD offered RH a cold Natty Light. They each drank a couple and were feeling good, so they decided to drive on over to Alexandria to pay @BillyL a visit. Billy, as per usual, was enjoying a quality meal at the local Cheesecake Factory and beckoned RH and GSD to join him. They all had a few more drinks (Billy's were virgin daiquiris) and decided they wanted to catch a baseball game. So they hopped on a train up to Boston [insert "Shippin' Up to Boston" song here] to see ol' @Hark_The_Sound_2010.

After razzing H_T_S_2010 about the epic fail that was the Celebrity Death Pool draft, the four of them headed over to Fenway Pahhhk to catch the Red Sox. At this point, GSD and RH were loaded and started getting a bit out-of-control. One Sox fan started yelling at GSD for not singing along to "Sweet Caroline" during the 7th inning stretch. As is his reputation, GSD hates being told to stand or cheer at sporting events, so he was irate. Instead of getting his hands dirty himself, though, GSD simply put in a fat dip to calm the nerves and texted the karate guru @heelmanwilm asking for assistance. Heelman jumped at the call, and drove over to Washington / Greenville where @JuleZ '02 HEEL had a boat ready to set sail up the East Coast to Bean Town. The two of them caught an excellent head wind (giggity) and made record time up to Boston. Heelman jumped off the boat, sprinted to Fenway, and judo kicked the shit out of the Bostonian who was being mouthy to GSD.

The six of them went out on the town after the game and got blackout drunk. In their inebriated state, they made a couple prank phone calls. First they called @coolwaterunc and told them they represented Kellogg's cereal. They regretfully informed coolwater that due to declining sales, Kellogg's had decided to discontinue Froot Loops, effective immediately. Coolwater was devastated and consoled himself by driving to Wendy's and getting two spicy chicken sandwiches and topped it with store-bought packaged shredded pepperjack cheese. The gang then prank called @prlyles and told him that they were from Walmart corporate offices and that, after pouring over Western North Carolina records, they realized he was the only person above the age of 18 in the entire region never to make a purchase at a Walmart store. The gang stated that, as an incentive to shop at Walmart, a $1,000 Walmart gift card could be redeemed by prlyle at any Walmart of his choosing. Prlyles of course refused and hung up on them.

Now bored with the prank calls and dismayed that the very last open bars in Boston were closing for the night, the six of them pondered what to do next. After some thought, they decided they were done with America and all of its Average Americans and wanted to set sail across the Atlantic to meet new OOTB friend @BlueKicks. JuleZ, however, knew his boat couldn't get that far, so he left the group and sailed back to North Carolina. The rest of them pressed on and chartered a voyage to Liverpool.

So there you have it. According to my sources, five key OOTB contributors are somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, heading towards England.
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TarHeelNation11 said:
Hearing some chatter from a source that @Raising Heel got REALLY frustrated this weekend because he couldn't solve a super complex statistics, math thingy, so to let out his frustrations, he drove up to Lynchburg and challenged @gunslingerdick to a fight. Instead of fighting, though, GSD offered RH a cold Natty Light. They each drank a couple and were feeling good, so they decided to drive on over to Alexandria to pay @BillyL a visit. Billy, as per usual, was enjoying a quality meal at the local Cheesecake Factory and beckoned RH and GSD to join him. They all had a few more drinks (Billy's were virgin daiquiris) and decided they wanted to catch a baseball game. So they hopped on a train up to Boston [insert "Shippin' Up to Boston" song here] to see ol' @Hark_The_Sound_2010.

After razzing H_T_S_2010 about the epic fail that was the Celebrity Death Pool draft, the four of them headed over to Fenway Pahhhk to catch the Red Sox. At this point, GSD and RH were loaded and started getting a bit out-of-control. One Sox fan started yelling at GSD for not singing along to "Sweet Caroline" during the 7th inning stretch. As is his reputation, GSD hates being told to stand or cheer at sporting events, so he was irate. Instead of getting his hands dirty himself, though, GSD simply put in a fat dip to calm the nerves and texted the karate guru @heelmanwilm asking for assistance. Heelman jumped at the call, and drove over to Washington / Greenville where @JuleZ '02 HEEL had a boat ready to set sail up the East Coast to Bean Town. The two of them caught an excellent head wind (giggity) and made record time up to Boston. Heelman jumped off the boat, sprinted to Fenway, and judo kicked the shit out of the Bostonian who was being mouthy to GSD.

The six of them went out on the town after the game and got blackout drunk. In their inebriated state, they made a couple prank phone calls. First they called @coolwaterunc and told them they represented Kellogg's cereal. They regretfully informed coolwater that due to declining sales, Kellogg's had decided to discontinue Froot Loops, effective immediately. Coolwater was devastated and consoled himself by driving to Wendy's and getting two spicy chicken sandwiches and topped it with store-bought packaged shredded pepperjack cheese. The gang then prank called @prlyles and told him that they were from Walmart corporate offices and that, after pouring over Western North Carolina records, they realized he was the only person above the age of 18 in the entire region never to make a purchase at a Walmart store. The gang stated that, as an incentive to shop at Walmart, a $1,000 Walmart gift card could be redeemed by prlyle at any Walmart of his choosing. Prlyles of course refused and hung up on them.

Now bored with the prank calls and dismayed that the very last open bars in Boston were closing for the night, the six of them pondered what to do next. After some thought, they decided they were done with America and all of its Average Americans and wanted to set sail across the Atlantic to meet new OOTB friend @BlueKicks. JuleZ, however, knew his boat couldn't get that far, so he left the group and sailed back to North Carolina. The rest of them pressed on and chartered a voyage to Liverpool.

So there you have it. According to my sources, five key OOTB contributors are somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, heading towards England.
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Hearing some chatter from a source that @Raising Heel got REALLY frustrated this weekend because he couldn't solve a super complex statistics, math thingy, so to let out his frustrations, he drove up to Lynchburg and challenged @gunslingerdick to a fight. Instead of fighting, though, GSD offered RH a cold Natty Light. They each drank a couple and were feeling good, so they decided to drive on over to Alexandria to pay @BillyL a visit. Billy, as per usual, was enjoying a quality meal at the local Cheesecake Factory and beckoned RH and GSD to join him. They all had a few more drinks (Billy's were virgin daiquiris) and decided they wanted to catch a baseball game. So they hopped on a train up to Boston [insert "Shippin' Up to Boston" song here] to see ol' @Hark_The_Sound_2010.

After razzing H_T_S_2010 about the epic fail that was the Celebrity Death Pool draft, the four of them headed over to Fenway Pahhhk to catch the Red Sox. At this point, GSD and RH were loaded and started getting a bit out-of-control. One Sox fan started yelling at GSD for not singing along to "Sweet Caroline" during the 7th inning stretch. As is his reputation, GSD hates being told to stand or cheer at sporting events, so he was irate. Instead of getting his hands dirty himself, though, GSD simply put in a fat dip to calm the nerves and texted the karate guru @heelmanwilm asking for assistance. Heelman jumped at the call, and drove over to Washington / Greenville where @JuleZ '02 HEEL had a boat ready to set sail up the East Coast to Bean Town. The two of them caught an excellent head wind (giggity) and made record time up to Boston. Heelman jumped off the boat, sprinted to Fenway, and judo kicked the shit out of the Bostonian who was being mouthy to GSD.

The six of them went out on the town after the game and got blackout drunk. In their inebriated state, they made a couple prank phone calls. First they called @coolwaterunc and told them they represented Kellogg's cereal. They regretfully informed coolwater that due to declining sales, Kellogg's had decided to discontinue Froot Loops, effective immediately. Coolwater was devastated and consoled himself by driving to Wendy's and getting two spicy chicken sandwiches and topped it with store-bought packaged shredded pepperjack cheese. The gang then prank called @prlyles and told him that they were from Walmart corporate offices and that, after pouring over Western North Carolina records, they realized he was the only person above the age of 18 in the entire region never to make a purchase at a Walmart store. The gang stated that, as an incentive to shop at Walmart, a $1,000 Walmart gift card could be redeemed by prlyle at any Walmart of his choosing. Prlyles of course refused and hung up on them.

Now bored with the prank calls and dismayed that the very last open bars in Boston were closing for the night, the six of them pondered what to do next. After some thought, they decided they were done with America and all of its Average Americans and wanted to set sail across the Atlantic to meet new OOTB friend @BlueKicks. JuleZ, however, knew his boat couldn't get that far, so he left the group and sailed back to North Carolina. The rest of them pressed on and chartered a voyage to Liverpool.

So there you have it. According to my sources, five key OOTB contributors are somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, heading towards England.
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TarHeelNation11 said:
Hearing some chatter from a source that @Raising Heel got REALLY frustrated this weekend because he couldn't solve a super complex statistics, math thingy, so to let out his frustrations, he drove up to Lynchburg and challenged @gunslingerdick to a fight. Instead of fighting, though, GSD offered RH a cold Natty Light. They each drank a couple and were feeling good, so they decided to drive on over to Alexandria to pay @BillyL a visit. Billy, as per usual, was enjoying a quality meal at the local Cheesecake Factory and beckoned RH and GSD to join him. They all had a few more drinks (Billy's were virgin daiquiris) and decided they wanted to catch a baseball game. So they hopped on a train up to Boston [insert "Shippin' Up to Boston" song here] to see ol' @Hark_The_Sound_2010.

After razzing H_T_S_2010 about the epic fail that was the Celebrity Death Pool draft, the four of them headed over to Fenway Pahhhk to catch the Red Sox. At this point, GSD and RH were loaded and started getting a bit out-of-control. One Sox fan started yelling at GSD for not singing along to "Sweet Caroline" during the 7th inning stretch. As is his reputation, GSD hates being told to stand or cheer at sporting events, so he was irate. Instead of getting his hands dirty himself, though, GSD simply put in a fat dip to calm the nerves and texted the karate guru @heelmanwilm asking for assistance. Heelman jumped at the call, and drove over to Washington / Greenville where @JuleZ '02 HEEL had a boat ready to set sail up the East Coast to Bean Town. The two of them caught an excellent head wind (giggity) and made record time up to Boston. Heelman jumped off the boat, sprinted to Fenway, and judo kicked the shit out of the Bostonian who was being mouthy to GSD.

The six of them went out on the town after the game and got blackout drunk. In their inebriated state, they made a couple prank phone calls. First they called @coolwaterunc and told them they represented Kellogg's cereal. They regretfully informed coolwater that due to declining sales, Kellogg's had decided to discontinue Froot Loops, effective immediately. Coolwater was devastated and consoled himself by driving to Wendy's and getting two spicy chicken sandwiches and topped it with store-bought packaged shredded pepperjack cheese. The gang then prank called @prlyles and told him that they were from Walmart corporate offices and that, after pouring over Western North Carolina records, they realized he was the only person above the age of 18 in the entire region never to make a purchase at a Walmart store. The gang stated that, as an incentive to shop at Walmart, a $1,000 Walmart gift card could be redeemed by prlyle at any Walmart of his choosing. Prlyles of course refused and hung up on them.

Now bored with the prank calls and dismayed that the very last open bars in Boston were closing for the night, the six of them pondered what to do next. After some thought, they decided they were done with America and all of its Average Americans and wanted to set sail across the Atlantic to meet new OOTB friend @BlueKicks. JuleZ, however, knew his boat couldn't get that far, so he left the group and sailed back to North Carolina. The rest of them pressed on and chartered a voyage to Liverpool.

So there you have it. According to my sources, five key OOTB contributors are somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, heading towards England.
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JK.... Well done !
 
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TarHeelNation11 said:
Hearing some chatter from a source that @Raising Heel got REALLY frustrated this weekend because he couldn't solve a super complex statistics, math thingy, so to let out his frustrations, he drove up to Lynchburg and challenged @gunslingerdick to a fight. Instead of fighting, though, GSD offered RH a cold Natty Light. They each drank a couple and were feeling good, so they decided to drive on over to Alexandria to pay @BillyL a visit. Billy, as per usual, was enjoying a quality meal at the local Cheesecake Factory and beckoned RH and GSD to join him. They all had a few more drinks (Billy's were virgin daiquiris) and decided they wanted to catch a baseball game. So they hopped on a train up to Boston [insert "Shippin' Up to Boston" song here] to see ol' @Hark_The_Sound_2010.

After razzing H_T_S_2010 about the epic fail that was the Celebrity Death Pool draft, the four of them headed over to Fenway Pahhhk to catch the Red Sox. At this point, GSD and RH were loaded and started getting a bit out-of-control. One Sox fan started yelling at GSD for not singing along to "Sweet Caroline" during the 7th inning stretch. As is his reputation, GSD hates being told to stand or cheer at sporting events, so he was irate. Instead of getting his hands dirty himself, though, GSD simply put in a fat dip to calm the nerves and texted the karate guru @heelmanwilm asking for assistance. Heelman jumped at the call, and drove over to Washington / Greenville where @JuleZ '02 HEEL had a boat ready to set sail up the East Coast to Bean Town. The two of them caught an excellent head wind (giggity) and made record time up to Boston. Heelman jumped off the boat, sprinted to Fenway, and judo kicked the shit out of the Bostonian who was being mouthy to GSD.

The six of them went out on the town after the game and got blackout drunk. In their inebriated state, they made a couple prank phone calls. First they called @coolwaterunc and told them they represented Kellogg's cereal. They regretfully informed coolwater that due to declining sales, Kellogg's had decided to discontinue Froot Loops, effective immediately. Coolwater was devastated and consoled himself by driving to Wendy's and getting two spicy chicken sandwiches and topped it with store-bought packaged shredded pepperjack cheese. The gang then prank called @prlyles and told him that they were from Walmart corporate offices and that, after pouring over Western North Carolina records, they realized he was the only person above the age of 18 in the entire region never to make a purchase at a Walmart store. The gang stated that, as an incentive to shop at Walmart, a $1,000 Walmart gift card could be redeemed by prlyle at any Walmart of his choosing. Prlyles of course refused and hung up on them.

Now bored with the prank calls and dismayed that the very last open bars in Boston were closing for the night, the six of them pondered what to do next. After some thought, they decided they were done with America and all of its Average Americans and wanted to set sail across the Atlantic to meet new OOTB friend @BlueKicks. JuleZ, however, knew his boat couldn't get that far, so he left the group and sailed back to North Carolina. The rest of them pressed on and chartered a voyage to Liverpool.

So there you have it. According to my sources, five key OOTB contributors are somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, heading towards England.
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Haha! That's pretty good right there! Let us know when they arrive.
 
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Nice! By the end of the day yesterday I wanted to put her in one of these and say fug it all. Love her, but she really will test you.

Let me preface, I'm not a car guy. I like cars, I just don't keep up with what models are what. She starts out telling me she wants the BMW X5. So I'm thinking this is probably a small sedan or sports car. Uh, no. It's a pretty good size SUV. So while she is talking with the salesman I'm moving around the lot and am seeing X1's that seem more her size. I get in and it's pretty much the same damn vehicle. It's a smaller wheel base and size but you can get all the same stuff in it. Well of course she hates that one, for one reason really, it's smaller. I have 20,000 reasons, none of which matter.

So now I'm thinking compromise, right? I take her over to the X3's, thinking to myself that I can live with this. It's bigger than the X1, again has the same stuff, and I'm getting out for roughly $10k less than the X5. Yeah, no. She starts off by telling me it feels smaller than the X1 (what?) and seems cheap. She hates it. That's right, hate. How do you begin to compromise with someone that has so much 'no' in their heart? I am sitting there trying to get the sales guy to chime in and tell her it's essentially the same car. But hell no, he's standing there like me, hands in pockets with that dumb look we get on our faces. He already took up sides with the reigning light weight champion of the world anyway, so I really hadn't a chance with him. She wins again.

At this point we are on our way home in her new X5 and I'm thinking like a man again. I'm going to be the hero tonight. Shit is going to happen when we get home after this expensive dinner she is making me buy her and this cool new ride we just acquired. It could get crazy! I might even pull a muscle... Honey? You awake? Hell no!!!
 
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In 5-10 years when I'm married, y'all have my permission to razz me when I complain about my wife not touching anything on me except my wallet.
 
TarHeelNation11 said:
Hearing some chatter from a source that @Raising Heel got REALLY frustrated this weekend because he couldn't solve a super complex statistics, math thingy, so to let out his frustrations, he drove up to Lynchburg and challenged @gunslingerdick to a fight. Instead of fighting, though, GSD offered RH a cold Natty Light. They each drank a couple and were feeling good, so they decided to drive on over to Alexandria to pay @BillyL a visit. Billy, as per usual, was enjoying a quality meal at the local Cheesecake Factory and beckoned RH and GSD to join him. They all had a few more drinks (Billy's were virgin daiquiris) and decided they wanted to catch a baseball game. So they hopped on a train up to Boston [insert "Shippin' Up to Boston" song here] to see ol' @Hark_The_Sound_2010.

After razzing H_T_S_2010 about the epic fail that was the Celebrity Death Pool draft, the four of them headed over to Fenway Pahhhk to catch the Red Sox. At this point, GSD and RH were loaded and started getting a bit out-of-control. One Sox fan started yelling at GSD for not singing along to "Sweet Caroline" during the 7th inning stretch. As is his reputation, GSD hates being told to stand or cheer at sporting events, so he was irate. Instead of getting his hands dirty himself, though, GSD simply put in a fat dip to calm the nerves and texted the karate guru @heelmanwilm asking for assistance. Heelman jumped at the call, and drove over to Washington / Greenville where @JuleZ '02 HEEL had a boat ready to set sail up the East Coast to Bean Town. The two of them caught an excellent head wind (giggity) and made record time up to Boston. Heelman jumped off the boat, sprinted to Fenway, and judo kicked the shit out of the Bostonian who was being mouthy to GSD.

The six of them went out on the town after the game and got blackout drunk. In their inebriated state, they made a couple prank phone calls. First they called @coolwaterunc and told them they represented Kellogg's cereal. They regretfully informed coolwater that due to declining sales, Kellogg's had decided to discontinue Froot Loops, effective immediately. Coolwater was devastated and consoled himself by driving to Wendy's and getting two spicy chicken sandwiches and topped it with store-bought packaged shredded pepperjack cheese. The gang then prank called @prlyles and told him that they were from Walmart corporate offices and that, after pouring over Western North Carolina records, they realized he was the only person above the age of 18 in the entire region never to make a purchase at a Walmart store. The gang stated that, as an incentive to shop at Walmart, a $1,000 Walmart gift card could be redeemed by prlyle at any Walmart of his choosing. Prlyles of course refused and hung up on them.

Now bored with the prank calls and dismayed that the very last open bars in Boston were closing for the night, the six of them pondered what to do next. After some thought, they decided they were done with America and all of its Average Americans and wanted to set sail across the Atlantic to meet new OOTB friend @BlueKicks. JuleZ, however, knew his boat couldn't get that far, so he left the group and sailed back to North Carolina. The rest of them pressed on and chartered a voyage to Liverpool.

So there you have it. According to my sources, five key OOTB contributors are somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, heading towards England.
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An epic tale. And I'm honored that the majority of the story took place in Boston. It indeed did have some elements of truth: I actually was at the Red Sox game yesterday. Not sure if the rest of my comrades were there though.

One factual inaccuracy: GSD would not be able to pack a dip in Fenway. Smoking has obviously been banned at Fenway for years, but they passed an ordinance at the beginning of this year that now also bans dip inside Fenway (I mean, talk about un-American right?). The players can pack dips on the field, but the fans can't? WTF! They now have signs up all around the park with a number to call to report someone if you see them dipping, and the ushers come and kick you out. I would be more outraged if I hadn't quit dipping myself about 6 months or so ago (as mentioned in previous threads), but I still have a place in my heart for the dippers out there - and that new rule is asinine.
 
please...I play golf every weekend, smoke cigars, drink way too much scotch, stay out late, take multiple golf trips with buddies (last year Merion, Oakmont, Olympic Club) and (whisper) generally do whatever the hell I want to do whenever the hell I want to do it.

I've no problem not driving her precious friggin' car.
 
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^^^ Okay, got distracted and failed to follow up on two early points.

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It's like a ghost town around here.
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I actually get a little sad when I'm too busy to poast.

TarHeelNation11 said:
Hearing some chatter from a source that @Raising Heel got REALLY frustrated this weekend because he couldn't solve a super complex statistics, math thingy, so to let out his frustrations, he drove up to Lynchburg and challenged @gunslingerdick to a fight.
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I'm very pleased I immediately resort to violence here.
 
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