Name that movie quote

[gunslingerdick]

Ok, just like the "name that song" thread, we'll do the same with movie quotes (throwing you a bone @heelz2345). Now, like the song thread, I'm sure there are some cool quotes from obscure movies but if you repeatedly choose those, this thread won't get anywhere. I'll start us off:

"Look, I wanna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position - as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money, or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos."

Who said it and from what movie?

 

[heelbent]

Dale Doback (John C. Riley), Step Brothers.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Dale Doback (John C. Riley), Step Brothers.

You're up @heelbent

 

[nctransplant]

Here I stand, the goddess of desire . Set men on fire. I have this power. Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing. Some quick womancing.

 

[heelz2345]

Here I stand, the goddess of desire . Set men on fire. I have this power. Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing. Some quick womancing.

Blazing Saddles said by Lili Von Shtupp

However, I think we skipped @heelbent

 

[TarHeelNation11]

4 poasts in and @nctransplant already fukked it up.

 

[heelz2345]

4 poasts in and @nctransplant already fukked it up.

He also poasted a song from that movie so it was two birds with one stone

 

[nctransplant]

4 poasts in and @nctransplant already fukked it up.

He also poasted a song from that movie so it was two birds with one stone

GFY but not heelz2345

 

[nctransplant]

4 poasts in and @nctransplant already fukked it up.

Shouldn't you be running or stretching?

 

[heelz2345]

GFY

Hey I appreciated your quote man, that’s one of my top 5 favorite movies ever made. I just found it funny it was a musical line, and was saying it could have worked for either.

 

[nctransplant]

Hey I appreciated your quote man, that’s one of my top 5 favorite movies ever made. I just found it funny it was a musical line, and was saying it could have worked for either.

GFY but not heelz2345

FIFY

 

[toophly1124]

This thread is a mess

 

[heelz2345]

This thread is a mess

I was gonna give @heelbent a chance to get his quote in, if he doesn’t soon, I’ll poast a new quote as the last one to get one correct

 

[gunslingerdick]

This thread is a mess

Yeah, probably a bad idea to have created this thread while the "name that song" thread was still alive. I should have known better than to think anyone here can walk and chew gum at the same time.

 

[nctransplant]

Yeah, probably a bad idea to have created this thread while the "name that song" thread was still alive. I should have known better than to think anyone here can walk and chew gum at the same time.

I'm practicing screwing up things for a mission coming up Monday. It's part of my training. Maybe I should have stretched first.

 

[tarheel0910]

Yeah, probably a bad idea to have created this thread while the "name that song" thread was still alive. I should have known better than to think anyone here can walk and chew gum at the same time.

 

[heelz2345]

I'm gonna go ahead in an effort to get back on track, sorry Heelbent

Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

 

[gunslingerdick]

I'm gonna go ahead in an effort to get back on track, sorry Heelbent

Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

“Lay ‘em down and smack ‘em, yak ‘em.”

Airplane

 

[heelz2345]

“Lay ‘em down and smack ‘em, yak ‘em.”

Airplane

This thread picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Go on ahead, man.

 

[gunslingerdick]

“Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m a schizophrenic and so am I.”

 

[toophly1124]

“Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m a schizophrenic and so am I.”

Lol

 

[cletusnow]

“Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m a schizophrenic and so am I.”

Bob in What about Bob

 

[cletusnow]

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

 

[notashelbyfan]

"what were they like anyway they look pretty good are they real are they built for speed or for comfort, what you do with them motorboat, you play the motorboat, you motorboating son of a bitch you old sailor you."

 

[TarHeelMark]

"what were they like anyway they look pretty good are they real are they built for speed or for comfort, what you do with them motorboat, you play the motorboat, you motorboating son of a bitch you old sailor you."

Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers

 

[cletusnow]

"what were they like anyway they look pretty good are they real are they built for speed or for comfort, what you do with them motorboat, you play the motorboat, you motorboating son of a bitch you old sailor you."

Whoa, whoa, whoa I thought you had to answer to posts quote. 'Dude, am I wrong?'

 

[TarHeelMark]

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

Josey Wales

 

[TarHeelMark]

Whoa, whoa, whoa I thought you had to answer to posts quote. 'Dude, am I wrong?'

You're right. So I answered both, and that will get us back on track...

 

[TarHeelMark]

Hey Peter man.... watch your cornhole bud.

 

[heelz2345]

Whoa, whoa, whoa I thought you had to answer to posts quote. 'Dude, am I wrong?'

The Big Lebowski, said by Walter

Hey Peter man.... watch your cornhole bud.

Office Space, said by Lawrence

 

[cletusnow]

Hey Peter man.... watch your cornhole bud.

Lawrence from Office Space

 

[cletusnow]

The Big Lebowski, said by Walter


Office Space, said by Lawrence

Damn, beat me to it!

 

[heelz2345]

YOU BUNCHA LOSERS!! YOU’RE WORKING WITH A PROFESSIONAL HERE!! NICE F***ING MODEL!! (Honk honk)

 

[cletusnow]

YOU BUNCHA LOSERS!! YOU’RE WORKING WITH A PROFESSIONAL HERE!! NICE F***ING MODEL!! (Honk honk)

I knew that I knew it, but alas, I cheated and looked it up.

 

[heelz2345]

I knew that I knew it, but alas, I cheated and looked it up.

Well I was thinking there might be a chance some people would have watched this movie recently given it goes hand in hand with a recent holiday

 

[strummingram]

YOU BUNCHA LOSERS!! YOU’RE WORKING WITH A PROFESSIONAL HERE!! NICE F***ING MODEL!! (Honk honk)

 

[strummingram]

"It's a deal, it's a steal. It's Sale-Of-The Fvckin-Century! In fact... Fvck it, Nick! I think I'll keep it!"

 

[heelmanwilm]

“I’m batman!”

 

[CanuckChuck]

"It's a deal, it's a steal. It's Sale-Of-The Fvckin-Century! In fact... Fvck it, Nick! I think I'll keep it!"

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?

CC

 

[CanuckChuck]

Oh, here's a link: