Your cousin?hehe it's unbuttoned because of the sexy man taking the picture of us
"Roast me"
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I can roast people I know well and I can roast people I don't know but I can't roast people I kinda know.
Well, I'm a man of my word. I said I'd post a picture of myself when I got home, so here it is. I'm the dude at the top (it's a post from the day of the title game, combo of "selfie"/spot in line/seat to watch the game). So let's hear what you got OOTB, like the City Wok guy said on South Park "I'll pray arong"
This is what Chewbacca looks like under the hair.
Well, I'm a man of my word. I said I'd post a picture of myself when I got home, so here it is. I'm the dude at the top (it's a post from the day of the title game, combo of "selfie"/spot in line/seat to watch the game). So let's hear what you got OOTB, like the City Wok guy said on South Park "I'll pray arong"
How old are you, 12?
Been carded lately?Well, I'm a man of my word. I said I'd post a picture of myself when I got home, so here it is. I'm the dude at the top (it's a post from the day of the title game, combo of "selfie"/spot in line/seat to watch the game). So let's hear what you got OOTB, like the City Wok guy said on South Park "I'll pray arong"
If he says he is over the age of 22 I say we kick him! lol (just kidding.... I'll be very jealous if you're really "older"!)
Happen to know he is.
Same age as @TarHeelNation11 actually. But I do get carded on the reg
Confused Caleb - a cabbage patch kid that's fighting sexual identity issues.
I'm surprised you made it out. No Comic Con or Larping action that weekend?Well, I'm a man of my word. I said I'd post a picture of myself when I got home, so here it is. I'm the dude at the top (it's a post from the day of the title game, combo of "selfie"/spot in line/seat to watch the game). So let's hear what you got OOTB, like the City Wok guy said on South Park "I'll pray arong"
Caucasian!Well, I'm a man of my word. I said I'd post a picture of myself when I got home, so here it is. I'm the dude at the top (it's a post from the day of the title game, combo of "selfie"/spot in line/seat to watch the game). So let's hear what you got OOTB, like the City Wok guy said on South Park "I'll pray arong"
Agreed. He looks like a 12 year old Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.
You know when you hold a woman's breast and it feels like...bags of sand?
Couldn't get tickets to San Diego for SDCC. Really bummed, had a great cosplay of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
At least you're not throwing gang signs.Feels like I wasted money on this jersey, but attending the NCF Championship Game this year tops anything I've ever attended. This was an awesome game to see first-hand. But I'm game here, so go for it.
Feels like I wasted money on this jersey, but attending the NCF Championship Game this year tops anything I've ever attended. This was an awesome game to see first-hand. But I'm game here, so go for it.
Well, damn! this will be difficult since you're a cutie! hmmmmmm, let me think.....
Rejected contestant on The Bachelor for his continual "Dabbing" and the discovery of his man cave being plastered in Luke Kuechly Fatheads!
Haha...careful judging the book by it's cover. I actually have a massive chin and webbed feet that require my socks to actually be a pair of mittens.
Haha...Elaine always liked the jersey though.
Usually don't wear skull caps though but it was FREEZING cold that night and sitting in the upper deck with the wind blowing...brutal. Even with that, my ears were numb. Plus, I can't exactly rock the pink polo shirt w/ popped collar to a football game! It's American football, not a tennis match!
Usually don't wear skull caps though but it was FREEZING cold that night and sitting in the upper deck with the wind blowing...brutal. Even with that, my ears were numb. Plus, I can't exactly rock the pink polo shirt w/ popped collar to a football game! It's American football, not a tennis match!
Are you at an actual game or did you just go to the stadium for a high school band concert or something and wear all your Panthers gear?Feels like I wasted money on this jersey, but attending the NCF Championship Game this year tops anything I've ever attended. This was an awesome game to see first-hand. But I'm game here, so go for it.
I've been known to dabble with the sax... I'm a bit of a rebel. No harm intended for thy father!
Woah.... "Dad"!?!?! That's a microagression. What about the kids out there that grew up with 2 Moms? Please be respectful and say my "parent".
Big ups to @chick_bleeds_carolina_blue, @Blue2010 and @heelz2345 for having the balls to poast pics and let us roast them.
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