So this is a thing on Reddit apparently. I just learned of this today. Savage. Why would people subject themselves to such? Anyway, here are some of my favorites that I saw in my first introduction to it.
"Roast me"
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I'm down with it, I can handle whatever you boys (and Chick) can throw out. The problem is if you need a picture of me, I'm posting on my work computer right now so I don't have handy access to any. But if we're just going off of knowledge of me based on posting habits/content, you guys can go ahead and start. I ain't skeered.
I'm willing to wait for the pic. If we're gonna get personal, I want to go full monty.
Use of that phrase makes me nervous to upload a pic on here
Don't we already do this anytime someone replies to someone else's post on every single thread?
"A roast is an event in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to good-natured jokes at their expense intended to amuse the event's wider audience."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roast_(comedy)
Yeah, the pic would be the only thing to make it any different from "Any Given Tuesday on OOTB."
okay... this will probably be brutal but I'll bite... all I can access right now is my facebook pics so here is one of me and my friend Rachel (who is also a Tar Heel so don't roast her! LOL) But this is my usual attitude, tongue sticking out at someone and a being a smart ass! so roast me.... I am not gonna cry, I promise. I already know I am not pretty so go for it!
Sorry, but anyone included in the pic is fair game around here.
Why don't we just try to guess what he looks like while we wait for the pic?
He looks like a wild and wonderful White from West Virginia!
I might use that picture to apply for federal grants for my organization. Special needs funding is trendy right now.
You look like a young Brett Michaels, only manlier.
Portable phone and portable toilet? I wish I was that fancyWhy don't we just try to guess what he looks like while we wait for the pic?
Your friend looks like an extra in a Twilight rip-offokay... this will probably be brutal but I'll bite... all I can access right now is my facebook pics so here is one of me and my friend Rachel (who is also a Tar Heel so don't roast her! LOL) But this is my usual attitude, tongue sticking out at someone and a being a smart ass! so roast me.... I am not gonna cry, I promise. I already know I am not pretty so go for it!
Cute pic. Was this the pic the local SPCA used on their website upon your adoption?
This looks like a pic of me last week when my air conditioning broke.Why don't we just try to guess what he looks like while we wait for the pic?
Gene Simmons called. He doesn't appreciate his ex's doing the tongue thing.
I can see Strum's semen dripping off your tongue.
okay... this will probably be brutal but I'll bite... all I can access right now is my facebook pics so here is one of me and my friend Rachel (who is also a Tar Heel so don't roast her! LOL) But this is my usual attitude, tongue sticking out at someone and a being a smart ass! so roast me.... I am not gonna cry, I promise. I already know I am not pretty so go for it!
Your friend is hotter.okay... this will probably be brutal but I'll bite... all I can access right now is my facebook pics so here is one of me and my friend Rachel (who is also a Tar Heel so don't roast her! LOL) But this is my usual attitude, tongue sticking out at someone and a being a smart ass! so roast me.... I am not gonna cry, I promise. I already know I am not pretty so go for it!
I expected Mr. Tinder user to say something like "Swipe left" or "Would swipe right but can't tell which one actually has the profile"
Chick, why would you sign up for this brutality? Never sit ringside at a stand-up comedy show!
It doesn't bother me. If you can't take it then you shouldn't dish it out is what I say. It's funny to me. I think you all know how "brutal" I can be about a man with an aggressive personality having a tiny D and I've been very mild with that sooooo .... No worries. Y'all put your pics up... We ain't done here hehe
So, how many cats have you and your "friend" adopted?
I'm the delicate age of 26.So he's Mr. Tinder????? lol must be a youngster
friend or special friend?okay... this will probably be brutal but I'll bite... all I can access right now is my facebook pics so here is one of me and my friend Rachel (who is also a Tar Heel so don't roast her! LOL) But this is my usual attitude, tongue sticking out at someone and a being a smart ass! so roast me.... I am not gonna cry, I promise. I already know I am not pretty so go for it!
Given the fact that her shirt is unbuttoned, I'm guessing special friend.
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