"Roast me"
- Thread starter gunslingerdick
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Ok, do your worst.
You look like the front of a brochure advertising DeVry University's new environmental studies program.
Did you just imply I could pass for a college student? I'm flattered. But I'm not sure you're grasping the concept here.
I'm talking DeVry - not Harvard. That's the joke. Because...you see...forget it.
C'mon people. I need some help here. We can't let Julez off the hook. @tarheel0910 @UNC71-00 @Hark_The_Sound_2010 @Raising Heel @chick_bleeds_carolina_blue @Blue2010 @heelz2345 @TarHeelNation11 @heelmanwilm @HeelFan58
Ok, do your worst.
You wearing the shades to protect your eyes from your blinding white skin? For someone who spends so much time on boats I was expecting some sort of tan.
Ok, do your worst.
You look like the creator of Friend Zones Anonymous.
Not a lot to work with here...pretty 'safe' photo. I kinda picture Butters seeing a pair of hooters for the first time here...but that's not really One-Liner quality.
Look guys, Smalls grew up, but he's still in a sandlot!Ok, do your worst.
LOL it's hard to be mean when y'all are all cuties! BUT first thing I thought of Julez is:
He looks like the Dam Tour Guide!
Allright y'all were asking for material, here ya go.
His picture is not showing up on my work computer. I'll have to wait until I get home.
Allright y'all were asking for material, here ya go.
LOL you look like my ex with a bad wig! hahahahaah I love this picture!
Allright y'all were asking for material, here ya go.
Kenny Rogers having his 4th mid-life crisis.
I bet you have quite the igneous rock collection.Ok, do your worst.
Huh, I didn't realize you were Bob Seger's inspiration for "Old Time Rock n Roll"Allright y'all were asking for material, here ya go.
How many merit badges do you have?Ok, do your worst.
The person taking the picture must be the old lady he just helped cross the street.
Jay Leno wants his outfit back when you're done.Allright y'all were asking for material, here ya go.
Hard to roast what's obviously a costume, but you look like you're about to go ride on one of these.Allright y'all were asking for material, here ya go.
Rejected. This is NOT the "look alike" thread.
That hat and sunglasses don't fool me, Jared from Subway.*Ok, do your worst.
*Disclaimer: Please note that I'm merely suggesting you look like Jared from Subway; I'm not insinuating that you're a sex criminal like Jared from Subway. Thanks, Mgmnt.
Hard to roast what's obviously a costume, but you look like you're about to go ride on one of these.Ok, do your worst.
Are you trying to get an early start on your "comb-over" hairdo?Well, I'm a man of my word. I said I'd post a picture of myself when I got home, so here it is. I'm the dude at the top (it's a post from the day of the title game, combo of "selfie"/spot in line/seat to watch the game). So let's hear what you got OOTB, like the City Wok guy said on South Park "I'll pray arong"
It was a little out of sorts that day, but that's a natural full head of hair, not sure I can say the same for you or @JuleZ '02 HEEL since you guys have your heads (at least partially) covered.
I can confirm there is indeed (sadly) some thinning under that cap.It was a little out of sorts that day, but that's a natural full head of hair, not sure I can say the same for you or @JuleZ '02 HEEL since you guys have your heads (at least partially) covered.
That was one of my first thoughts if that hat was your version of the "Lebron James Headband"
I didn't realize they were holding auditions for "The Walking Dead" in Panther Stadium!Feels like I wasted money on this jersey, but attending the NCF Championship Game this year tops anything I've ever attended. This was an awesome game to see first-hand. But I'm game here, so go for it.
As a kid, when I would start pouting about something and pooch out my lower lip, my dad would ask, "Who licked the red off your candy?" Now I know who did it.okay... this will probably be brutal but I'll bite... all I can access right now is my facebook pics so here is one of me and my friend Rachel (who is also a Tar Heel so don't roast her! LOL) But this is my usual attitude, tongue sticking out at someone and a being a smart ass! so roast me.... I am not gonna cry, I promise. I already know I am not pretty so go for it!
Okay here's me. Do your worst. I gotta link it because I'm on limited connectivity while travelling and my LTE is being stupid.
THN11
^^ I'm the guy on the left.
THN11
^^ I'm the guy on the left.
Rick Astley? I never knew we had Clay Aiken's adoptive father in the group!
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