ENDING THE FORCED USE OF PAPER STRAWS: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order to end the procurement and forced use of paper straws.
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Contrary to campaign promises, grocery and gas prices and inflation in this country are on an upward spiral but at least Donald Trump has signed a monumental executive order prohibiting the procurement of paper straws.
"We're going back to plastic straws, [paper straws] don't work. I've [used] them many times," captain shit-for-brains said in the Oval Office yesterday. Nothing is more effeminate than a grown male over the age of 12 sipping a drink through a sissy stick. I'm sure that offends most of the limp-wristed girlie men in this thread, but facts are facts.
Here's another fact: Trump sucks. Literally.