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Well, I know what she's SUPPOSED to be doing.A better poll might be what your wife will be doing while she's out of town...lol just kidding
Come on down. I actually scheduled the baseball trip before my wife made her plans. We were going to get a pet sitter for the weekend, but I had other reasons for bailing. Well, if you change your mind the games are on TV and I have a fridge full of beer LOL.Oh wait- now I understand why you can't make the baseball game.
Maybe I can come to your house and leave the in-laws here with my wife and kids? (I jest- I actually really like my inlaws)
Queen City, my man.where you at, homie?
That's probably what reality will look like, minus the golf. Might put the kayak in the lake and paddle around for a few hours though.I would golf all day and have a few drinks at night. I would probably catch up on a few movies or shows as well. Not much else for me in that situation. I may have a few friends over just to hang out or something.
I only buy my drugs from Pedro, and his coca crop didn't survive last year's harsh winter conditions.Where's the "cocaine and hookers" option? Not that I'd necessarily choose that one but it struck me as odd that it wasn't even a choice.
I think you're on to something. If I could franchise this, I'd made millions.No pants fapping at the taste of pizza, wings, steak and bacon while pooping. All of this with the door open so you see the TV to binge watch movie franchises, of course.
Is that package available without the "crash my car into a tree" option?There should be a Tiger Option---Golf and Hookers
Don't ever get married. Don't ever buy a house. Kidding not kidding.So you can do whatever you want this weekend?
I can do whatever I want, every weekend Gotta love single life!
That is the only available option.Is that package available without the "crash my car into a tree" option?
Right now I have four cats and four dogs at my house. You're right...she probably wouldn't miss one.Does she have a cat? The last time my wife left town ours mysteriously disappeared.
It's called Shower Beer, and it's undefeated.Drink in the shower.
Great point. Anything that's not take-out is going on the grill.Eat with my hands....the whole dishes thing is overrated and a lot of work.
That's pretty brilliant, and our oven is in need of a cleaning. Consider it done.Do at least one stupidly simple thing that I will be congratulated on (For example, set the self-cleaning cycle on the oven and announce that I cleaned the oven when she asks what i did while she was gone).
Have to admit, I'm a little disappointed that "Kill a Drifter" and "FAP" are neck-and-neck. What is WRONG with you people?
These sudden outbursts of inexplicable laughter are going to look bad on my next employee review.for a real interesting weekend, you could combine the two.
I'll tell her to check in with you a couple times throughout the weekend.
I kind of like the couch cushion fort idea myself. I think you should include this.
I'll tell her to check in with you a couple times throughout the weekend.
I knew this thread would go off into this direction, I knew it!!!....lolI'd rather that you not call my house this weekend, as I'll be very occupied.
I knew this thread would go off into this direction, I knew it!!!....lol
Apparently I should have made "kick somebody's ass" a poll option.