I look like that to YOU, of course.You look like a colossal douchebag. You get that right? I don't think anyone ever took you seriously before this incident but I can assure you no one will now.
I had no idea just how obsessed you were with me until today. I mean... dude, the board is flooded with your obsession. You couldn't ignore me on the ignoringest day of your life if you had an electrified ignoring machine. You've proven that without ANY doubt here today.