You might pass for a dog. You're pretty hairy, right?
Live the rest of your life barking and eating dog food from a bowl. Be my guest! You'll be missed.
Soooo,...are you saying that in your incredibly informed opinion that you would support me peeing anywhere I wanted to because I identify as a dog? And eat dog food and bark? I don't think you're getting it. I'm not really identifying as a dog. I'm only going to say that I do to be able to pull my pecker out in front of people and piss. You're so silly.