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Raising Heel

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I'm in the mood for some stories. Surely the worldly posters here at OOTB have some cool or funny stories about things that have happened while on a vacation, deployment, etc. To be clear, I'm talking about travel adventures and not (necessarily) adventure travel. Let 'er rip.
 
I may have already posted this...

A few years back, my wife and I went with some friends to Glacier National Park. One day, it was just a friend and my wife and me hiking. We started by hiking to Iceberg Lake then came back and took a trail to Ptarmagin Tunnel, which was an actual tunnel (200' long, I believe) cut through a mountain. I had been to both before, but it was their first time. We were maybe eight miles into the hike, heading up toward the Tunnel, chatting away, when we came around a corner and bam, right in the middle of the trail was a grizzly bear and her three cubs. I would say they were 30-50' ahead of us on the trail and slowly heading the other way. When I say "cubs" they were still huge, with their back maybe almost as high as a desk. The mother, of course, was bigger.

We froze in place. My friend, who is usually extremely talkative, went silent. My wife covered her eyes (she said) and I began fumbling for my camera. Instead of grabbing my digital camera, I grabbed the camcorder, whipped it up and started recording. As I did so, one of the three cubs, turned toward us and stood up on his back legs and sniffed. Moments later, he dropped back to the ground and they continued away from us on the path. I honestly can't remember if the mother or other two cubs ever actually saw us. We waited a few minutes. My wife said something to the effect of, well I guess we have to go back. I told her we'd just wait until someone came toward us on the trail. Then we'd know the bears were gone. We actually didn't wait that long and started walking up. The bears had headed off the trail somewhere and we never saw them again. We did see some people coming down but they never saw the bears, so it was all clear.

We finished the hike and rejoined our other friends, anxious to tell them about the close encounter. We knew they'd never believe us, but we had video proof! So, back at the rental cabin, having already told them, I pulled out the camcorder and was flipping through the recordings (it's the kind with a hard drive and you can view each recorded clip.) There was no bear footage. The only video I had from that section of our hike was of the ground. I couldn't figure out where it had gone. This wasn't a lens cap thing. I could see everything I was recording on the screen while it was happening.

Then it occurred to me what must have happened. When you turn this camcorder on, there is a delay of a few seconds before you can start recording. Kind of like a boot-up period. Well, I quick-drawed it like someone in a high noon shootout, pressing the record button immediately after turning it on. So, while I could see the bears on the camera, it wasn't actually recording, it was in the default "pause" mode because it hadn't accepted my pressing the button. Then, when I pressed the button "again" to stop recording, it actually started recording and I had brought the camera down to my side and it started recording the ground as I walked.

In the end, the friends did believe us, because my wife vouched for the story and the others knew she wouldn't make it up. But I still to this day berate myself for not grabbing my digital camera. That cub standing up was like something out of National Geographic...
 
I once visited McClellanville, SC. I had to use the bathroom really bad. So I went to the public library. It was a hoot.

Man, I love telling that story.
 
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I arrived in Seattle, and it was raining. I got up the next day and it was still raining. It also rained the day after that, and the day after that. I went out to lunch and saw a young kid, and asked him, "Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?" The kid said, "How do I know? I'm only 6."

Speaking of Seattle,

Years ago my wife had to go to Seattle often on business. On one trip we planned on me flying out later in the week when she was finishing up and we would spend a few days in the Northwest and come back home. My wife still had some work to do the day after I got there so I went downtown around the Space Needle area to look around. When I got there they were in the process of filming the 100th episode of the TV show Frasier at the base of the Space Needle and they asked me if I would be an extra and I said sure. The scene showed Kelsey Grammer and the guy that played his dad and the girl in the show that played Daphne talking to a group of people (I was in that group). Anyway when they finished the three of them started into the Space Needle to have lunch. I thought it would be nice to get Kelsey's autograph but they were surrounded by security guards so I shouted out "Kelsey, I came all the way from North Carolina to get your autograph for my wife". Well, Kelsey turns around asked me "did you really come all the way from N.C. to get my autograph?" and I said sure I did..lol Anyway he asked me for something to write on and a pen, I didn't have either but the girl that plays Daphne fished around in her pocketbook and found both and Kelsey asked me what my wife's name was and I told him and he wrote "To Jean, Cheers...Kelsey Grammer" and handed it to me and started into the Space Needle. Well I turned around with my autograph and a girl from the local NBC station in Seattle asked me If I really came all the way from N.C. and I said yes. Well, she wanted to interview me for the 6:00 news that night. She asked me a few questions and that was it. That night at the hotel I told my wife that I wanted to watch the news before we went out for dinner. When she saw me on the news she almost fainted.....end of story.
 
Speaking of Seattle,

Years ago my wife had to go to Seattle often on business. On one trip we planned on me flying out later in the week when she was finishing up and we would spend a few days in the Northwest and come back home. My wife still had some work to do the day after I got there so I went downtown around the Space Needle area to look around. When I got there they were in the process of filming the 100th episode of the TV show Frasier at the base of the Space Needle and they asked me if I would be an extra and I said sure. The scene showed Kelsey Grammer and the guy that played his dad and the girl in the show that played Daphne talking to a group of people (I was in that group). Anyway when they finished the three of them started into the Space Needle to have lunch. I thought it would be nice to get Kelsey's autograph but they were surrounded by security guards so I shouted out "Kelsey, I came all the way from North Carolina to get your autograph for my wife". Well, Kelsey turns around asked me "did you really come all the way from N.C. to get my autograph?" and I said sure I did..lol Anyway he asked me for something to write on and a pen, I didn't have either but the girl that plays Daphne fished around in her pocketbook and found both and Kelsey asked me what my wife's name was and I told him and he wrote "To Jean, Cheers...Kelsey Grammer" and handed it to me and started into the Space Needle. Well I turned around with my autograph and a girl from the local NBC station in Seattle asked me If I really came all the way from N.C. and I said yes. Well, she wanted to interview me for the 6:00 news that night. She asked me a few questions and that was it. That night at the hotel I told my wife that I wanted to watch the news before we went out for dinner. When she saw me on the news she almost fainted.....end of story.
Did you tell the reporter how you've never been to Walmart and (probably) never had Starbucks? Did you plug the Yadkin Valley General Store at least??
 
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I was hunted once. I had just come back from 'Nam and I was hitching through Oregon. And some cops started harassing me, and the next thing you know I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods. I had to take 'em all out....it was a bloodbath.
 
speaking of adventures in travelling...

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I'm about to go to Telluride gay ski week with a buddy on Monday and am expecting this to be a travel adventure to say the least.
 
I'm about to go to Telluride gay ski week with a buddy on Monday and am expecting this to be a travel adventure to say the least.
Hahaha! I really want to see pics of this one. You must be one secure man!
 
Hahaha! I really want to see pics of this one. You must be one secure man!

Oh, I will have the camera at the ready at all times. Temps are supposed to be unseasonably warm, so I am expecting to see at least one of the gays skiing with no clothes.

My plan is to play coy and have these dudes buy me free beers all week.
 
I may have already posted this...

A few years back, my wife and I went with some friends to Glacier National Park. One day, it was just a friend and my wife and me hiking. We started by hiking to Iceberg Lake then came back and took a trail to Ptarmagin Tunnel, which was an actual tunnel (200' long, I believe) cut through a mountain. I had been to both before, but it was their first time. We were maybe eight miles into the hike, heading up toward the Tunnel, chatting away, when we came around a corner and bam, right in the middle of the trail was a grizzly bear and her three cubs. I would say they were 30-50' ahead of us on the trail and slowly heading the other way. When I say "cubs" they were still huge, with their back maybe almost as high as a desk. The mother, of course, was bigger.

We froze in place. My friend, who is usually extremely talkative, went silent. My wife covered her eyes (she said) and I began fumbling for my camera. Instead of grabbing my digital camera, I grabbed the camcorder, whipped it up and started recording. As I did so, one of the three cubs, turned toward us and stood up on his back legs and sniffed. Moments later, he dropped back to the ground and they continued away from us on the path. I honestly can't remember if the mother or other two cubs ever actually saw us. We waited a few minutes. My wife said something to the effect of, well I guess we have to go back. I told her we'd just wait until someone came toward us on the trail. Then we'd know the bears were gone. We actually didn't wait that long and started walking up. The bears had headed off the trail somewhere and we never saw them again. We did see some people coming down but they never saw the bears, so it was all clear.

We finished the hike and rejoined our other friends, anxious to tell them about the close encounter. We knew they'd never believe us, but we had video proof! So, back at the rental cabin, having already told them, I pulled out the camcorder and was flipping through the recordings (it's the kind with a hard drive and you can view each recorded clip.) There was no bear footage. The only video I had from that section of our hike was of the ground. I couldn't figure out where it had gone. This wasn't a lens cap thing. I could see everything I was recording on the screen while it was happening.

Then it occurred to me what must have happened. When you turn this camcorder on, there is a delay of a few seconds before you can start recording. Kind of like a boot-up period. Well, I quick-drawed it like someone in a high noon shootout, pressing the record button immediately after turning it on. So, while I could see the bears on the camera, it wasn't actually recording, it was in the default "pause" mode because it hadn't accepted my pressing the button. Then, when I pressed the button "again" to stop recording, it actually started recording and I had brought the camera down to my side and it started recording the ground as I walked.

In the end, the friends did believe us, because my wife vouched for the story and the others knew she wouldn't make it up. But I still to this day berate myself for not grabbing my digital camera. That cub standing up was like something out of National Geographic...

I had a similar situation, but it happened while my then wife and I were arguing and riding in the car. So she would bring the camera up to film the landscape, hit the button (putting it on pause), film, finish and then hit the button, putting it back on record, before placing back in her lap. We made a point to be quiet while we thought it was filming, but were bitching like crazy at each other when we thought it was on pause.

End result was an hour of video of her lap with us saying all sorts of nasty things to each other. That was on the honeymoon too- should have known then that the union was destined for failure.
 
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I was in Germany, traveling abroad for the first time, and couldn't figure out how to get my rental car in reverse. I'd turned in the wrong direction of oncoming traffic (this was to avoid a collision at an intersection). The driver's manual in the glove compartment wasn't helpful because I couldn't read German. I panicked. People were screaming at me and I didn't know what to do. So, I jumped out of the car and tried to push it out of the way. I was hoping the other drivers would assume my rental had broken down or something. It was so embarrassing. Finally, another American came to my aid, and showed me how to put it in reverse. He'd had the same problem - you push down on the stick before shifting into reverse.
 
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I was in Germany, traveling abroad for the first time, and couldn't figure out how to get my rental car in reverse. I'd turned in the wrong direction of oncoming traffic (this was to avoid a collision at an intersection). The driver's manual in the glove compartment wasn't helpful because I couldn't read German. I panicked. People were screaming at me and I didn't know what to do. So, I jumped out of the car and tried to push it out of the way. I was hoping the other drivers would assume my rental had broken down or something. It was so embarrassing. Finally, another American came to my aid, and showed me how to put it in reverse. He'd had the same problem - you push down on the stick before shifting into reverse.
100% sounds like something I'd do. I'm the king of doing embarrassing shit, but never when I'm completely alone. I only do things like that when tons of people are there to witness.
 
100% sounds like something I'd do. I'm the king of doing embarrassing shit, but never when I'm completely alone. I only do things like that when tons of people are there to witness.

It was a brutal experience at the time, but I just laugh about it now. I feel like I could drive about anything, anywhere, under any conditions.
 
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