Dude, love the Groucho glasses with the funny nose. I wear those all the time when taking pics.This is me from last Saturday at the very tip top of Chimney Tops in Smoky Mountain National Park.
"Roast me"
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This is quickly becoming my favorite thread ever on OOTB. I promise to not be a little bitch. I'll post a pic soon.
Me and my receding hairline are fair game - hopefully my GF will remain off limits though.
It looks like any minute, the top of your head is going to give birth to an alien.
Me and my receding hairline are fair game - hopefully my GF will remain off limits though.
Damn,...we got Bluto and Alice The Goon. Where's Popeye?
@Hark_The_Sound_2010 - your girl doesn't really resemble Alice The goon. But I needed to take a shot at her for the heckle to work. She's lovely. But you do look like Bluto. Or Brutus. I never really understood why there were two characters that were the same but with different names. But I digress. Back to your regularly scheduled heckling.
I'm kidding y'all. I'm searching for the right one. I'm gonna probably poast two pics of me - one that's a pretty accurate representation and then one y'all can have some fun with.
Don't be offended if we can't figure out which is which.
BTW @Hark_The_Sound_2010 - all kidding aside, that beard of yours is so meticulously groomed that it looks fake. Well done, friend.
As promised, here's one of me.
Starvin' Marvin!!!! Welcome Home! Now, into the van, asshole.
After running this through my image magnification and recognition software, this was returned.As promised, here's one of me.
Here's one of me and Kate Upton back in the day. Sorry that it's so zoomed out. Had to get us both in the same frame.
Why did this take so long? Anyone with a Hulu account could have seen you on every episode of COPS.
Ok, here y'all go.
Nice shades in the first one... but I think that other guy is blocking you in the second picture.
My level of surprise at the second picture is zero.Ok, here y'all go.
Strum and uncboy are immediately deleting their browser cookies, generating a new IP address, and installing security cameras. lol
And here's a picture of the infamous hot teacher that GSD was on the way to bang when he got in a car wreck (@gunslingerdick you're about due to tell this story again for like the fourth time):
I'm laughing pretty damn hard right now.
6 star thread.
Dude, for all your railing against millennials, a bathroom selfie? Really?
At least there's no visible turd.
Dude.........why lol. I'm eating lunch.Dude, for all your railing against millennials, a bathroom selfie? Really?
At least there's no visible turd.
There isn't? I thought that's what was sitting on his upper lip....
And here's a picture of the infamous hot teacher that GSD was on the way to bang when he got in a car wreck (@gunslingerdick you're about due to tell this story again for like the fourth time):
Nah, she actually kind of looked like the singer Pink. She had that haircut where it's short on the sides and kind of spikey on top. And she wasn't at all fat. Her body was banging. She was a real fitness type and even wore spandex leggings when she subbed. But she wasn't good looking. But put a bag over that broad's head and every one of y'all would have taken a ride.
Come on, man, you can't be using pics from two decades ago. I found a more recent one.
I think the term you're looking for is the pixie haircut style. Like this?
(And yes, you wish your teacher looked like this).
I think the term you're looking for is the pixie haircut style. Like this?
(And yes, you wish your teacher looked like this).
No. Those haircuts are cool. This was the early 90s and her haircut was ridiculous. I would liken it to something like this:
Only the pic I just poasted is still not doing it justice. It was like an early 90s rednecky version of the one I poasted. And she wasn't anywhere close to as good looking as any of these women.
"I'm not racist, I have a black friend."Ok, here y'all go.
How much did you pay him to pose for that picture?
I think the term you are looking for is “butter face.” Hopefully you’re not too old to know what that means. I had one of those teachers in high school. One of the best things about her was that her nipples were really sensitive. She would be at the front of the class teaching and all of a sudden those things would pop right out. Needless to say she was liked by many of the students.
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