2017 Poast of the Year nominees...

[TarHeelMark]

I'd like to nominate @heelbent for his phenomenal rant on how much he hates the wolpfack; summed up by the following glorious line:

"I hate them all until they die and then I'd like to dig them up and hate them some more."

Tar Heel Hoops

 

[UNC71-00]

5 star thread.

We can make nominations through the year and vote at the end. Maybe combine it with a cereal or movie tournament too.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Are there criteria for what constitutes poast of the year, or is beauty in the eye of the beholder in this case?

For example, some poasters might feel that some long multi-paragraph poast breaking down every nuance of the Heels championship game (wishful thinking) is poast of the year, whereas others might think a simple "GFY" or gif dropped at the perfect time is poast of the year.

 

[UNC71-00]

Are there criteria for what constitutes poast of the year, or is beauty in the eye of the beholder in this case?

For example, some poasters might feel that some long multi-paragraph poast breaking down every nuance of the Heels championship game (wishful thinking) is poast of the year, whereas others might think a simple "GFY" or gif dropped at the perfect time is poast of the year.

We gonna vote.

Maybe we should vote on a monthly winner and then vote on the Poast of the Year from the 12 monthly winners.

 

[Raising Heel]

We gonna vote.

Yup. Nominate whoever you want, but don't get upset when nobody else is impressed by a 500-word essay about JBIIIIII's blown assist numbers.

 

[TarHeelMark]

Or we could get notashelbyfan to work up some brackets for us...

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

We gonna vote.

Maybe we should vote on a monthly winner and then vote on the Poast of the Year from the 12 monthly winners.

Or maybe we could make it needlessly complicated.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

We can have our own Golden Globes at the end of the year.

Most Annoying poaster (I'm not it lol)
Most hateful
Most pleasant/kindest
Most intelligent
Dumbest
Biggest a-hole
Most long winded post
Best argument
Best bring us together thread
Etc

Instead of golden globes we shall call it something else. Julez can think of something cleaver and witty. He's good at that stuff.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

We can have our own Golden Globes at the end of the year.

Most Annoying poaster (I'm not it lol)
Most hateful
Most pleasant/kindest
Most intelligent
Dumbest
Biggest a-hole
Most long winded post
Best argument
Best bring us together thread
Etc

Instead of golden globes we shall call it something else. Julez can think of something cleaver and witty. He's good at that stuff.

I hereby dub this ceremony the Brown Note Awards.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

We can have our own Golden Globes at the end of the year.

I call being the one who gets to make the speech that nobody wants to listen to and should get me booed off the stage, a la Meryl Streep.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

I call being the one who gets to make the speech that nobody wants to listen to and should get me booed off the stage, a la Meryl Streep.

As long as it's all about the virtues of shredded cheese.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

As long as it's all about the virtues of shredded cheese.

Oh please, I could go on for days about that.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Oh please, I could go on for days about that.

 

[UNC71-00]

We can have our own Golden Globes at the end of the year.

Most Annoying poaster (I'm not it lol)
Most hateful
Most pleasant/kindest
Most intelligent
Dumbest
Biggest a-hole
Most long winded post
Best argument
Best bring us together thread
Etc

Instead of golden globes we shall call it something else. Julez can think of something cleaver and witty. He's good at that stuff.

No Chick. We are not going to do that. You can do that if you want to, but that's way too much work, what with having to take a urine sample from RH every 3 days.

 

[UNC71-00]

I call being the one who gets to make the speech that nobody wants to listen to and should get me booed off the stage, a la Meryl Streep.

I nominate the one 2 above yours then.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

No Chick. We are not going to do that. You can do that if you want to, but that's way too much work, what with having to take a urine sample from RH every 3 days.

Well I'm calling Trump then. He will let us do it anyway! xo

 

[coolwaterunc]

I'm flattered and everything, really, but don't you think copy/pasting all of my poasts into this thread throughout the year is a lot of work? I know everything I say on here is Poast of the Year material, but you guys don't have to do all of that.

 

[UNC71-00]

Well I'm calling Trump then. He will let us do it anyway! xo

Trump will absolutely let you do it. He just won't make me play too.

Trump will probably ask you as to why you feel the need to tell the boys how to run their contest though.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

Trump will absolutely let you do it. He just won't make me play too.

Trump will probably ask you as to why you feel the need to tell the boys how to run their contest though.

We already know the answer to that. Women are better. lol j/k. I like messing with you.

 

[prlyles]

No way in hell do you guys really believe that crap.

 

[Raising Heel]

No way in hell do you guys really believe that crap.

What do you mean? That skit is hilarious, particularly that part of the skit.

 

[Raising Heel]

Dear The Management,

I humbly submit a poast of the year nomination received on Blue Heaven (link). Thank you for your consideration. #defendthecrown

Sincerely,
Raising Heel

 

[TarHeelMark]

Dear The Management,

I humbly submit a poast of the year nomination received on Blue Heaven (link). Thank you for your consideration. #defendthecrown

Sincerely,
Raising Heel

Us po' folks can't read it...

 

[UNC71-00]

Us po' folks can't read it...

You aint missing nothing- that one wouldnt win poast of the hour

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Us po' folks can't read it...

Basically it's just Raising giving himself a reacharound, per usual.

 

[Raising Heel]

Basically it's just Raising giving himself a reacharound, per usual.

Aren't you the guy who won't let us talk about fart licking anymore? Don't act like I'm the problem here.

 

[Raising Heel]

You aint missing nothing- that one wouldnt win poast of the hour

Yeah, that's just me giving jokes away for free. I'm a humanitarian.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Aren't you the guy who won't let us talk about fart licking anymore? Don't act like I'm the problem here.

I'm just trying to copy the cool kids.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Basically it's just Raising giving himself a reacharound, per usual.

How do you give yourself a reacharound? On second thought, maybe I don't want to know...

 

[Raising Heel]

I'm just trying to copy the cool kids.

C'mon, dude. The cool kids are all licking people where they fart. Look, I'm not going to go over this again.

 

[BillyL]

Theres been some really good poasts in this thread . .

 

[TarHeelNation11]

How do you give yourself a reacharound? On second thought, maybe I don't want to know...

Ask your mom

 

[Raising Heel]

Theres been some really good poasts in this thread . .

You stalking me, bro?

 

[Raising Heel]

I nominate the one 2 above yours then.

Nobody liked this joke because they didn't want homework.

 

[TarHeelMark]

Theres been some really good poasts in this thread . .

Keep that up and you might just get yourself nominated.

 

[heelmanwilm]

I'm so confused

 

[Raising Heel]

I'm so confused

Keep that up and you might just get yourself nominated.

 

[TarHeelMark]

Another nominee...

Heres why i dont travel that much. Say u have a week off to do it. Saturday to saturday.

First off no fri night shenanigans cause you're prepping

Sat: wasted traveling regardless of the mode

Sun: sleep in out of exhaustion from prev day, day wasted settiling in, going to grocery store, figuring out the area, if you're in nc no liquor sales. Bonus.

Mon: it's getting better. But u spend most of the day trying to figure out how to cram in the stuff u wanna do this week. This is usually the day it rains. Everyone u meet reminds u how awesome the weather was last week and that the swedish womens volleyball team hung out by the pool all week.

Tues: this is the go to day for why you came. Whatever the best thing is the area has to offer you want to do it today. Unfortunately you decide you'd rather just hang by the pool and finally enjoy a day off. U pass out on your stomache with your head turned and get a nuclear sunburn on one side of your face, back, and legs. However This is the night u goneat somewhere fabulous and have vacation sex

Wed: now you're in panic mode. U blew off seeing the area so now you're pressured to spend the whole freaking day shopping and sight seeing. U leave at 10 and return at 5 exhausted. Sunburn is chafing horribly. Several people remind u you're sunburned. Tks for the info. U realize you're now over budget so u Eat leftovers for supper. Sit on the couch and watch tv. Basic cable with No dvr. Dammit.

Thurs: end of vacation is on horizon. You feel the pull of the work undone all week waiting for u come mon. U make the classic mistake of calling to "check on things" and find out somebody quit at work, everyones pissed, and your dog got out and is missing. Your day is ruined with worry. One side of your face is peeling with sheets of skin hanging off. U scare a little girl on the elevator.

Fri: day wasted packing and cleaning the condo. Everyone is in a foul mood. Rain returns

Sat: the travel home. Of course this is the most beautiful day of the week weather wise. U leave a hundred dollars worth of bottled water and condiments behind cause no room.

Sun: glorious. U sleep in. Mow the lawn and grill steaks while sipping corona. The dog returns. U wonder wtf u went anywhere.

 

[UNC71-00]

Another nominee...

The January heat is still in progress but this one is up by 3 laps with less than a week to go.

 

[TarHeelMark]

So you're thinking we have a monthly winner, and then we vote on the twelve at end of he year?