And now, something for the 10-year old in all of us

[Raising Heel]

Do you like football? Do you like video games? Do you like poop jokes? Of course. We all do.

There is a writer for SB Nation named Jon Bois, and his entire job is to simulate ridiculous games of EA Sports' Madden NFL and then write about it. The series is called Breaking Madden and the Super Bowl Edition is now available. I find it all quite hilarious.

I won't say any more except it's cool that he raised over $10,000 for charity in the process.

Breaking Madden, the Super Bowl

 

[TarHeelNation11]

" This is the place Breaking Madden comes from. Reconciling it with my actual feelings about the real NFL is impossible; that is a battle I will lose.
Because what am I supposed to do? Not[/I] build a roster of 45 superhuman Goliaths and sick 'em on a roster of 45 five-foot-tall baby-people? "

 

[Raising Heel]

There's just something about the phrase "baby-people" that sounds so right despite being so messed up.