How do you comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar rules?
"There, their, they're."
And now, terrible jokes
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Trigger Warning: Really bad. I already hate myself for inflicting this "joke" upon you. Seriously, don't even read it.
Why are there Pop Tarts but not Mom Tarts?
Why are there Pop Tarts but not Mom Tarts?
Because of the pastryarchy.
Groucho Marx to pretty housewife contestant: “And how many kids do you have madam?”
Pretty contestant: “Six“.
Groucho: “I like my cigar too but I take it out every once in a while!”
Pretty contestant: “Six“.
Groucho: “I like my cigar too but I take it out every once in a while!”
Courtesy of my 9yo:
What do you drive in the fall?
What do you drive in the fall?
An autumnobile.
How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?
marriage, you wanna?
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator
what do you call an alligator who accuses other gators of stealing from him?What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator
an allegator
where do rainbows go when they're bad?
and don't worry
prism
it is a light sentence
lol, maybe you're just easily amused. I know I am. I think it's a good thing.
You either have the "so bad it's funny" gene or you don't.
A guy wants to go to a Halloween party but doesn't have a costume. He has a girlfriend but they haven't been dating very long. It takes some convincing but finally she agrees to go along with his idea. So they show up to the party; he's in normal clothes, carrying his girlfriend piggyback style. She's stark naked.
The host opens the door and is speechless for a moment. The room gets quiet as everyone begins to stare. "Happy Halloween," says the host. "Glad you could make it, but this is a costume party."
"This is my costume," the guy says. "I'm a turtle."
The host looks at him, still confused. "You're just wearing normal clothes. And what's the deal with the naked woman on your back?"
"Oh, her?" says the guy,
The host opens the door and is speechless for a moment. The room gets quiet as everyone begins to stare. "Happy Halloween," says the host. "Glad you could make it, but this is a costume party."
"This is my costume," the guy says. "I'm a turtle."
The host looks at him, still confused. "You're just wearing normal clothes. And what's the deal with the naked woman on your back?"
"Oh, her?" says the guy,
"That's just Michelle."
Guy and his girl are invited to a costume party at the last minute, and neither has a costume so they have to wing it. They show up naked, except she has on a just pair of boots and he is wearing only roller skates. The crowd is tittering and the host says, 'uh, well glad you could make it, but did you forget your costumes?'
'Why no', says the guy, 'this here is 'Puss 'n Boots'.' Well OK then', says the host, 'who are you supposed to be?' 'Oh nobody' the guy says. 'I'm just a pull toy.'
The inventor of autocorrect died recently.
The funnel is scheduled for tomato.
The funnel is scheduled for tomato.
How is a pirate just like a pimp?
likes big booty, walks with a limp and yells "yo ho"
can't find the awesome joke thread, so putting this here
How did the wedding crasher know it had been an emotional ceremony?
Even the cake was in tiers.
Why did the trans man eat only salads?
He was a herbefore.
He was a herbefore.
What goes in stiff and comes out soft?
Spaghetti noodles, you dirty bastards.
