And now, terrible jokes
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I've been talking to people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes. You know, just raisin awareness.
Why did Mrs. Claus keep sending Dasher and Dancer on the coffee run?
They were Santa's star bucks.
^ that joke poses an interesting question - are all of Santa's reindeer male? If so, that may be worthy of canceling. No female representation in this day and age is criminal. And do all of them identify as cis?
With those names, may be a few who had the change. Antler implants and all
My obese pet parrot finally died yesterday.
It's a huge weight off my shoulders.
It's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What do you call someone who doesn't have a body and doesn't have a nose?
Nobody knows
Today we kick off Diarrhea Awareness Week.
Runs until Friday.
Runs until Friday.
My buddy passed away in the hospital because we couldn't figure out his blood type. But at least he was in good spirits 'til the end, he kept telling us to "be positive".
Three conspiracy theorists walked into a bar...
You can't tell me that's a coincidence.
You can't tell me that's a coincidence.
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.
I got fired from my job at the keyboard manufacturer yesterday.
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I’m considering starting a new diet.
But I just feel like I have too much on my plate right now.
But I just feel like I have too much on my plate right now.
Got fired from the sperm bank yesterday. Apparently you're not allowed to say "Welcome, take a load off!" to everyone that comes in.
If a black bird has black babies and a blue bird has blue babies, what type of bird has none?
A swallow
My pizza cutter broke. So now I use a Bryan Adams CD.
It cuts like a knife.
It cuts like a knife.
I've been trying to come up with a carpentry pun that wood work. I think I've nailed it.
I met a microbiologist the other day. He was much bigger than I expected.
This post board me
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