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If you have a dog….

That continuously and relentlessly bolts to escape at every opportunity, refuses to come to his name, runs off to parts unknown and has to basically be trapped to take back….

He’s not your dog
And here I thought you were gonna say the secret service was taking applications to serve the president. . . .
 
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What if he runs off like a little sh*t at the first opportunity, but if you don't chase after him he's back at the door five minutes later whining to be let in?
 
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