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Let's do something fun, since we were total A-holes to each other yesterday

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I saw some fun questions on buzzfeed for the game Would You Rather and thought "I bet these guys can come up with some really good ones." So I will start with one I read that I am not sure I can answer BUT, just reply with your answer and then START A NEW comment with your question. This can lighten things up a bit after all our bickering over the potty issue, politics and the alleged treasonous actions on the Dookie board! sighhhhh

Question 1:
Would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life OR feel like you have to sneeze constantly but are unable to sneeze?????

(this is the question I could not decide on since I hate both feelings equally!)
 
We're A-holes to each other every day. It's like one of the unwritten rules of OOTB.

Both of those things are miserable, so I don't know how I could possibly decide. I guess the sneezing one since you could at least maybe hide it.
 
Did I miss something? This board is predicated on witty smartass retorts, so it must have been overload to have prompted this one!
 
gunslingerdick said:
1 star?
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strummingram said:
Male or female fire ants? I don't wanna offend the wrong gender.

Actually, I usually get a kick out of dick's hateful comments.
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I knew before I put this thread HE would have something negative to say about it, I was betting myself on how long it would take him to do it.. He beat my time! Besides, this thread is only for the clever and witty! Hateful people are not gifted with that characteristic! tehe
 
WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM THROUGH A POOL OF SEWAGE OR A POOL OF DEAD BODIES?

dead bodies

here is one for you guys....(since you know I am obsessed with certain male parts)

Would you rather be completely unintelligent and incapable of being educated no matter what BUT have a big one OR be intelligent and bright with a teeny one?? LOL (yes, I expect yall to give me poo over this one!)
 
Sneezing because hiccups would interrupt my drinking.

GSD's hate because fire ant bites hurt bad enough when they're not on my genitals.

Sewage because dead bodies would impede my movement too much.

Intelligent with a teeny one because I already have an enormous one and sit on it constantly and it sticks to my leg when it's hot outside.

I'll take a Philly cheesesteak with onions but hold the peppers. Please.
 
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These questions are unanswerable without more information. How frequent are the hiccups? Every 5 seconds? Every 30 seconds? That would make a difference.

Now, these fire ants you speak of,...is it just a couple fire ants and if I chose to sit naked with them, am I allowed to kill them? Because if I'm allowed to kill them, I could probably take them all out within 5 minutes or so. And if that's the case, I'd take that any day over having to listen to my own hateful comments.

Sewage vs dead bodies, hmmmm, are we talking olympic size pool or backyard? And if it's backyard, is it above ground or in ground?

As far as dicks go, I'm the most gunslinging one around. Therefore, this question is answerable. I'd go with the big dick. I've been super intelligent my whole life and look where that's gotten me - debating whether I'd rather swim through dead bodies or sewage on a message board with a dishwasher.

*EDIT* - still waiting on that Reuben.
 
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Would you rather...

Vote for Donald Trump and be branded a bigot OR vote for Hillary Clinton and be branded a moron?

Strip trannies of their rights OR let devious men rape teenage girls?

Fraternize with dookies OR try to have a logical referee discussion with the Radar folk?

See hot chicks OR cool stuff?


* Oh - this thread was supposed to be a break from the rest of the threads...
 
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gunslingerdick said:
These questions are unanswerable without more information. How frequent are the hiccups? Every 5 seconds? Every 30 seconds? That would make a difference.

Now, these fire ants you speak of,...is it just a couple fire ants and if I chose to sit naked with them, am I allowed to kill them? Because if I'm allowed to kill them, I could probably take them all out within 5 minutes or so. And if that's the case, I'd takle that any day over having to listen to my own hateful comments.

Sewage vs dead bodies, hmmmm, are we talking olympic size pool or backyard? And if it's backyard, is it above ground or in ground?

As far as dicks go, I'm the most gunslinging one around. Therefore, this question is answerable. I'd go with the big dick. I've been super intelligent my whole life and look where that's gotten me - debating whether I'd rather swim through dead bodies or sewage on a message board with a dishwasher.

*EDIT* - still waiting on that Reuben.
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Good answer!!!! LOL. I make the sammiches, I don't do the dishes.

Gunslinger
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Hark_The_Sound_2010 said:
Would you rather...

Vote for Donald Trump and be branded a bigot OR vote for Hillary Clinton and be branded a moron?

Strip trannies of their rights OR let devious men rape teenage girls?

Fraternize with dookies OR try to have a logical referee discussion with the Radar folk?

See hot chicks OR cool stuff?


* Oh - this thread was supposed to be a break from the rest of the threads...
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LMAO you're killing me Hark!
 
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I'm not quite sure if you are getting the gist of the board, so I will put aside all sarcasm and cynicism to give you some background. I'm not going to be a dick here, so hang with me.

First, most of the poasters on here have been around for a long, long time and some of us know each other personally. So a lot of what you are reading is meant to be a joke or refers to something from long ago. No one really takes anything personally (I think) and if things get heated and personal barbs get tossed, we all sort of shrug it off as heat of the moment sort of thing.

The board has shifted through the years- it used to have more activity, but, at least in my recollection, there used to be a lot more political and religious threads. And there were some who did take things personally and no longer poast here, although they may be active on Raider or Blitz.

So if someone responds to you with a smarmy, childish, insulting poast, then this only means that you are one of the guys (so to speak, and you may actually be a guy. We need pics to be certain) and you can respond however you want and no one cares- in fact, the more insulting and sarcastic, the more likes you can expect.

And as far as likes, that joke started when Rivals switched to the new format as the old didn't have this feature. We all think it is a stoopid feature, but pretend it is important because we ourselves are childish and immature. The trick here is not to take yourself or others very seriously unless the subject matter requires it (someone gets hurt, suffers a loss, etc).

You will figure out all of the characters soon enough. Well, most of us anyways.

And if you already knew all this and have been acting serious just to screw around, then well done.
 
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Hark_The_Sound_2010 said:
Would you rather...

Vote for Donald Trump and be branded a bigot OR vote for Hillary Clinton and be branded a moron?

Strip trannies of their rights OR let devious men rape teenage girls?

Fraternize with dookies OR try to have a logical referee discussion with the Radar folk?

See hot chicks OR cool stuff?


* Oh - this thread was supposed to be a break from the rest of the threads...
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  • Trump all day. But I will lie about it and say I voted for Gary Johnson.
  • I don't care about trannie's rights, but please don't make them strip
  • Sit in a box with fire ants
  • Hot chicks all day
 
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@chick_bleeds_carolina_blue

I'm not quite sure if you are getting the gist of the board, so I will put aside all sarcasm and cynicism to give you some background. I'm not going to be a dick here, so hang with me.

First, most of the poasters on here have been around for a long, long time and some of us know each other personally. So a lot of what you are reading is meant to be a joke or refers to something from long ago. No one really takes anything personally (I think) and if things get heated and personal barbs get tossed, we all sort of shrug it off as heat of the moment sort of thing.

The board has shifted through the years- it used to have more activity, but, at least in my recollection, there used to be a lot more political and religious threads. And there were some who did take things personally and no longer poast here, although they may be active on Raider or Blitz.

So if someone responds to you with a smarmy, childish, insulting poast, then this only means that you are one of the guys (so to speak, and you may actually be a guy. We need pics to be certain) and you can respond however you want and no one cares- in fact, the more insulting and sarcastic, the more likes you can expect.

And as far as likes, that joke started when Rivals switched to the new format as the old didn't have this feature. We all think it is a stoopid feature, but pretend it is important because we ourselves are childish and immature. The trick here is not to take yourself or others very seriously unless the subject matter requires it (someone gets hurt, suffers a loss, etc).

You will figure out all of the characters soon enough. Well, most of us anyways.

And if you already knew all this and have been acting serious just to screw around, then well done.
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Thank you for clearing that up. I guess I am just used to the idiots on facebook who really do hate! this has been a break from all of that until yesterday and I freaked out! I am definitely a chick... an old one but definitely a chick. I will change my profile picture because I only know how to grab a pic from google images to add to this box so far... still gotta learn stuff.

I am a HUGE Tar Heel fan though and love NFL/college football too. I am girly sometimes and sometimes not..I work at home and have a GREAT job but also dabble as an artist and hope to do only painting and art soon.... I don't get offended easily but I don't like to think people hate each other even though you might think I hate someone when I get pissed but I don't... just pissed and then I get over it. You can talk to me like I am one of the guys, it doesn't bother me at all. I can handle it, trust me. My best friend is a guy... I get along better with guys surprisingly lol ....so that is me, just a simple, nutty, crazy girl hehe
 
prlyles said:
I smell a rat. No real woman alive would use that stuff to wash dishes.....
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I use Dawn but figured since you old guys probably don't wash that many you might remember the old commercials where that Madge lady stuck her fingers in the Palmolive dish soap... I was trying to be funny, guess I was unsuccessful.... ughhh I use Dawn! haha but figured you'd think that was just a girl's name not dish soap! :rolleyes:
 
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