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You know, all of the information you're seeking is readily available on the Internet. All you have to do is get off your lazy butt and do a little research.
From The Office there is a Michael Scott running bit where he says (paraphrasing) “the great thing about the internet and Wikipedia is lots of people put stuff out there SO YOU KNOW IT IS ALL FACTUAL AND TRUE”. An idiot self parody. You in real life are that idiot self parody. Congrats!
 
From The Office there is a Michael Scott running bit where he says (paraphrasing) “the great thing about the internet and Wikipedia is lots of people put stuff out there SO YOU KNOW IT IS ALL FACTUAL AND TRUE”. An idiot self parody. You in real life are that idiot self parody. Congrats!
Only a true idiot would assume that everything posted on the Internet is fiction, especially when his primary source of such dubious nonsense is from a situation comedy he saw on TV.
 
He muttered to himself.
Keep muttering to yourself while you're waiting for a knowledgable authority to come along and answer your questions. I'm telling you, it might be easier and perhaps even rewarding if you will put forth the effort yourself.
 
Only a true idiot would assume that everything posted on the Internet is fiction, especially when his primary source of such dubious nonsense is from a situation comedy he saw on TV.
unless, of course, you mean everything posted by you; in which case you could call it a safe bet.
 
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No obsession. I would have said the same about any prevaricator.
Prevaricator?

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Do you think cracking open a thesaurus and pulling out big words suddenly makes you some kind of erudite schmuck? Talk about trying too hard.

What a pretentious boob! 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
Prevaricator?

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Do you think cracking open a thesaurus and pulling out big words suddenly makes you some kind of erudite schmuck? Talk about trying too hard.

What a pretentious boob! 🤣 🤣 🤣
OK then, you simple lying dumbass, have it your way. I was trying to soften it a little because it's Xmas and I was feeling charitable. I should have known better than to take a break from pissing all over you.

Meanwhile, I'll enjoy the irony of your using those giant emojis to try to make your posts less lame.
 
I was trying to soften it a little because it's Xmas and I was feeling charitable.
Oh, man, where do I begin?

If you were taking a polygraph test your algorithms would be all over the place because, to put it in layman's terms, you are lying through your teeth. Softening it because you're feeling charitable? Yeah, right.

And because you are obviously lying, doesn't that make you, interestingly enough, a prevaricator yourself? Now, there's your irony!

Last, the reason I use those "giant emojis" is to communicate my enormous pleasure in watching a giant boob like you fall all over yourself.

Merry Christmas, blue.
 
So IRS tagged James Comey and McCabe for an audit.

And IRS failed to start the "mandatory presidential audit"... it layed dormant til 2019 and even then was never completed.

Coincidence or corruption?
 
^^^^^^

That men can become women or women become men. It’s simply impossible, regardless of the hormones taken or or surgeries undertaken. Sometimes it takes a little humor to point out the obvious.
 
^^^^^^

That men can become women or women become men. It’s simply impossible, regardless of the hormones taken or or surgeries undertaken. Sometimes it takes a little humor to point out the obvious.

Well what you said lacks any nuance or understanding of how people express their gender or how HRT can change the human body. At that point, ‘DNA’ hardly matters.

That being said, I find the clip hilarious. It’s people such as yourself who use it to be mocking or cruel.
 
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Oh, man, where do I begin?

If you were taking a polygraph test your algorithms would be all over the place because, to put it in layman's terms, you are lying through your teeth. Softening it because you're feeling charitable? Yeah, right.

And because you are obviously lying, doesn't that make you, interestingly enough, a prevaricator yourself? Now, there's your irony!

Last, the reason I use those "giant emojis" is to communicate my enormous pleasure in watching a giant boob like you fall all over yourself.

Merry Christmas, blue.
you know what they say about liberals; what they accuse you of is what they in fact are guilty of. While you call me a liar only out of your chronic case of butthurt without a shred of substantiation, I have demonstrated how you lie and I've done so a number of times.

If you need help with the word 'substantiation' I'm sure you'll find it wherever you looked up 'prevaricator'.

The reason you use those giant emojis is because you're an immature dweeb and because you stupidly believe that they will somehow add impact to your insipid, juvenile posts. They only make you look like the ass you are.

Happy Kwanzaa, dipstick.
 
you know what they say about liberals; what they accuse you of is what they in fact are guilty of. While you call me a liar only out of your chronic case of butthurt without a shred of substantiation, I have demonstrated how you lie and I've done so a number of times.

If you need help with the word 'substantiation' I'm sure you'll find it wherever you looked up 'prevaricator'.

The reason you use those giant emojis is because you're an immature dweeb and because you stupidly believe that they will somehow add impact to your insipid, juvenile posts. They only make you look like the ass you are.

Happy Kwanzaa, dipstick.
This is how you spent Christmas Eve?
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Dear bluetoe:

I sincerely apologize for all the terrible things I have said about you over the past year. I had no idea how lonely your life must be.

In a gesture of good will, you are cordially invited to join me and some close friends this evening to watch the Heels play the Ducks out in San Diego. It should be a good game and a great time with some cool people. And it beats sitting home all alone. What do you say?

Your pal,
Heels Noir
 
Two things from the above poast I question:

1 - that our game against Oregon will be a "good game"

and

2 - that @Heels Noir has any friends, let alone, close ones.
1 - You must be a fan of fair weather with little confidence in your team.
2 - Not only close friends (which includes my fiancée) but cool ones at that!
 
Dear bluetoe:

I sincerely apologize for all the terrible things I have said about you over the past year. I had no idea how lonely your life must be.

In a gesture of good will, you are cordially invited to join me and some close friends this evening to watch the Heels play the Ducks out in San Diego. It should be a good game and a great time with some cool people. And it beats sitting home all alone. What do you say?

Your pal,
Heels Noir
thanks for the invite but I must decline; and of course you have no reason to think that my life is lonely. I'll be watching the game with friends and family.

At any rate the conciliatory words are appreciated, although we both know who is actually trying to get relief from his constant butthurt.

Tell your fiance I said he must be a hell of a good man to snag you..
 
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I hope i'm watching the game alone. In-laws are finally leaving and i'm kinda sick of all human contact. I'm always looking forward to holidays but i can only take 48 hrs of in-laws (or any of my wife's college friends), especially if we're hosting.
 
1 - You must be a fan of fair weather with little confidence in your team.
2 - Not only close friends (which includes my fiancée) but cool ones at that!

1 - You must be an idiot if you think our football team was anything but mediocre this season.

2 - Eeesh. I bet she's not much to look at.
 
I hope i'm watching the game alone. In-laws are finally leaving and i'm kinda sick of all human contact. I'm always looking forward to holidays but i can only take 48 hrs of in-laws (or any of my wife's college friends), especially if we're hosting.
then stop touching yourself.

JK. Some of the best moments of my married life were when I found myself alone with no kids or wife or friends or anybody around to yammer at me. It wasn't that I didn't like those things that come with being maried with children, but when those magical moments of solitude came about from out of nowhere, the restorative feeling was almost a sort of rush.
 
thanks for the invite but I must decline; and of course you have no reason to think that my life is lonely. I'll be watching the game with friends and family.
Oh, well, it looks like I need to line up a dishwasher after all. Enjoy the game with your "friends and family." ;)
 
I hope i'm watching the game alone. In-laws are finally leaving and i'm kinda sick of all human contact. I'm always looking forward to holidays but i can only take 48 hrs of in-laws (or any of my wife's college friends), especially if we're hosting.
Never underestimate watching sporting events alone without distractions. Especially national championship games.

Enjoy the game and Go Heels!
 
It wasn't that I didn't like those things that come with being maried with children, but when those magical moments of solitude came about from out of nowhere, the restorative feeling was almost a sort of rush.
That sounds about as sappy as a Hallmark card.
 
I hope i'm watching the game alone. In-laws are finally leaving and i'm kinda sick of all human contact. I'm always looking forward to holidays but i can only take 48 hrs of in-laws (or any of my wife's college friends), especially if we're hosting.

I feel that. I'm not married, but I do know that feeling you get when you've had your fill of interacting with people. It happens.
 
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