LOL, what is the one hand behind your back tied to? One hand behind your back isn't your biggest handicap...having only half a brain is. For example, nowhere did you indicate or imply that the comparison was of UNtruths and not truths. Therefor, they are taken as truths by default, since I offered the first as such and you then compared yours to it favorably. LMAO, this is like shooting dimwits in a barrel. I really am starting to feel sorry for you.You can't see me but I'm doing this with one hand tied behind my back.
In the interest of those without a clue like yourself, where am I losing you with yesterday's exchange?:
"you have the English grammar of a migrant farmworker."
"That's about like saying you are a complete novice at being a douchebag."
It's not exactly a simile, but a pretty basic comparison of untruths, nevertheless.